Originally posted by Echo:
HEY KIDS!
STEWART COPELAND SEZ:
Dude, what are you doing watching that tree-hugging pansy? Turn to HBO, where you will see ME, Stewart Copeland, on "Reverb" with my spankin' new band Oysterhead! You don't need that balding freak! ...No offense Edge...Edge? Hey man, it was just a joke...I was poking fun at Sting, there's nothing wrong with YOUR....Edge, oh my God Edge what are you going to do with that knife? Edge! STOP! NOOOOOO! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!
Sting: Hehe. Wanker.
...
Okay, I have NO IDEA what that was all about. Perhaps Mona will explain it to me.
Echo:
LARRY: *bows* I have come to defend the honor of Mr. The Edge.
STEW: And I have come to poke Larry's balls with my stick.
PLEBA: *faint*
EDGE: *is in hiding but what d'you wanna bet he's blushing up a storm?*
STEW:....
O GROW UP, people. Larry has those sand-filled ball things that you use to relieve stress. YOU KNOW what I'm talking about out. Come on.
LARRY: I was just squeezing them--
PLEBA: *faints again*
LARRY: ...to....em....loosen meself up. You can get them at like any store...look, these have smily faces on 'em.
STEW: ....and I have my DrumStick. So, ladies, are we all settled now?
LARRY: Feck, I dropped me ball.
GINA MARIE: I'LL GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LARRY: *blush* EM...no, not THAT one....I..know where it is usually....I keep my eye on that one. AND that one....
GINA MARIE: Mmmmmeeeeee too...*faints from proximity to Larry*
LARRY: Em...what're you doing there, Mr. Copeland?
STEW: *with his back to Larry* Me?...nothing.
LARRY: What're you hiding, then?
STEW: Nothing.....
ECHO: *is brave/lustful enough to approach Stewart from the front* (Not like that. Don't make me get my fishing rod)
LARRY: Rod?
MULLENGIRL: WHERE?!!!!!! *Stewart is so startled he drops his stick out of his hand*
STEW: My STICK!
ECHO: I'll get it!!!!! *dive* BTW, Larry, Stewie was hiding from you because he was inspecting his man cleavage.
LARRY: He hasn't got any, has he?
STING: *out of nowhere* D'you know how many times I can make love in one hour? 38.
SCATTEROFLIGHT:...so...what're you up to THIS hour...? I've...got nothing to do...
STING: Em....
STEW: *sigh* I'll never have cleavage like Larry.....
PLEBA GIRLS: Neither will we....how SAD is that?
STEW: Where'd me stick go? O...em....Echo?....hm....Well, THAT'S not sanitary.
So much for the showdown....
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