I can't even imagine how that conversation would have gone.
we go to bono's beach house where Bay is just hanging out listening to beach clips.
Hey Bono, I am working on a movie that doesn't have a plot but is very very overproduced, do you have any song just kinda hanging out?
Well Mikey, we usually write songs for a movie when we are asked about it, but we rarely if ever just give a song away.
Can't you make an exception, I mean, I was looking into making Million Dollar Hotel 2.....remember?
Right Right, well we do have this song in particular that is over produced like your movies. Chris Thomas had a go with it, then Danny Lanois with Michael W. Smith, then Steve Lillywhite, then Danger Mouse, and finally, RedOne. We played it live to give it some hype for our audience, then decided not to play it anymore. I guess you can have it.
You're the best chief- I have a perfect scene for it. I want it in a cheesy love scene. You see the acting is so very poor in it that it needs a song to carry the whole damn thing. You think it will work?
Yeah mate, its a sure bet! If I can make 'Spiderman' work, then anything is possible. Now get the hell out of here, I am running out of ideas.