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My shrink did that to me.
My shrink did that to me.
My shrink did that to me.
And now you're not afraid of spiders? He went back door on your fear.
Norris was in 'Nam.
I just learned that the above scene does not actually take place in the movie. It probably took me a good 45 minutes, if not more, to realize that at no time were Jean-Claude Van Damme and Drummer Man going to team up and start a Bloodsport Band. That, however, did not in any way detain from my utter enjoyment of this film.
I know. That's awesome.
So, did you actually rent this fucking thing?
Netflix, man. I put that shit at the top of my queue last week, and I tell you what: One of the best things I've ever done. My parents were so insistent i go to college, you know? I feel like going to their house right now, kicking down the fucking door, busting in their room, putting my foot at my father's throat - not too much pressure - and saying, "You know, we could have walked to the fucking video store, rented Bloodsport, and then I could have saved thousands of dollars, and four years of my life. Fuck." They never even told me this movie existed! WTF?
If I didn't love the movie so much, I'd probably be kinda pissed.
Do you think my father thought perhaps I was ready? Shit. Now I want to go to the house, do everything listed above, but instead of saying all that shit about college, I'll just scream, "KUMITE!" How awesome would it be if he kicked my ass? NICE!
If I busted into his room and screamed KUMITE he would kick my ass. I have no doubts about that.