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    io #459341: i'm the queen of denial

    bathtime fun sister, you never did have much self-control. you know that usyrup is bad for your diabetes! :shame:
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    Bono confesses

    Oh there's no debate to this question. :wink:
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    Repent!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry:
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    We "Godly ones" (and to be specific, I only mean myself), will disappear, where I will head into the clouds and watch below, where I can enjoy the heathens' torment.
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    None of them burn fast. They burn forever and ever and ever and ever. :)
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    "Born-again" virgins must wear black to match their souls.
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    In my spare time, I carve personalized "Christian stones." If we are going to "liberate" heathens, then we must do it correctly! My favorite movie is "Left Behind II: Tribulation Force." And my favorite actor is Kirk Cameron.
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    A Godly woman like myself does not feel "sexy." Those who do consume themselves with lust and burn in eternal hellfire!
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    I have a direct feed tapped into my brain. And "tinfoil hats" are such an old Whortense's tale. Colloidal silver is where it's at!
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    Botox. No botox. He'll burn all the same!
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    I could ask you the same question.
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    Yes. Repent for the day is nigh! :angry: If not, more room for me and Jesus.
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    Oh it's simple. On Judgment Day, the "blue states" will be consumed to the furthest depths of hell. The "red states" will never make it to Judgment Day. They will ascend to Heaven on the Rapture. Hooray! :)
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    "Big"? I dare not know what you mean. If this is dirty sexual innuendo, I will have Jesus wash your mouth out with soap! :angry:
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    Ask the diamond

    Dear diamond, Who is sexier: me or that tramp, Ann Coulter?
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