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bathtime fun sister, you never did have much self-control. you know that usyrup is bad for your diabetes! :shame:

Oh there's no debate to this question. :wink:

Repent!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry:

We "Godly ones" (and to be specific, I only mean myself), will disappear, where I will head into the clouds and watch below, where I can enjoy the heathens' torment.

None of them burn fast. They burn forever and ever and ever and ever. :)

"Born-again" virgins must wear black to match their souls.

In my spare time, I carve personalized "Christian stones." If we are going to "liberate" heathens, then we must do it correctly! My favorite movie is "Left Behind II: Tribulation Force." And my favorite actor is Kirk Cameron.

A Godly woman like myself does not feel "sexy." Those who do consume themselves with lust and burn in eternal hellfire!

I have a direct feed tapped into my brain. And "tinfoil hats" are such an old Whortense's tale. Colloidal silver is where it's at!

Botox. No botox. He'll burn all the same!

I could ask you the same question.

Yes. Repent for the day is nigh! :angry: If not, more room for me and Jesus.

Oh it's simple. On Judgment Day, the "blue states" will be consumed to the furthest depths of hell. The "red states" will never make it to Judgment Day. They will ascend to Heaven on the Rapture. Hooray! :)

"Big"? I dare not know what you mean. If this is dirty sexual innuendo, I will have Jesus wash your mouth out with soap! :angry:

Dear diamond, Who is sexier: me or that tramp, Ann Coulter?

Dear Sinners, I have decided to grace yourself with my presence. Any questions are up for grabs, and the rules are that you must expect a "GOP-Controlled Whortense" style answer. If you are easily offended, thou should probably go back to the hell that you came from. (And, of course, this is...

"Happy shall he be..." :angry:

You can't kill religious fanatics. Period. If they live, they think they are doing "Allah's will." If they die, they think that they died doing "Allah's will." You saw what happened with the Crusades. Europe lost. They have a persistence that is nothing short of suicidal, and they don't...

So let's take some bets. What will last longer... "Esther" or J-Ho/Marc Anthony? And no money bets. That's an abomination! :angry:

This thread is an abomination. :down: I shall pray that Sexual Harrassment Panda realizes that being a panda is a one-way ticket to hell!

*entering rating*

this is an evil thread. the writer of this thread is clearly satanic. :angry: but it is clearly a five-star thread. :up: xoxo love, whortense

hoo-hah!

i claim this forum in the name of God's own party. resistance is futile. :angry: xoxo love, whortense

I have a stillborn sister. "Newbie Whortense." Never saw the light of day... *casts the first stone xoxo Love, Whortense