The Scene: U2's Next Tour in Boston.
The familiar strains of Hawkmoon arise from the stage.
Suddenly what looks likes
a bio-mass of some sort hurtles toward Bono.
Brain
leaps up but is unsuccessful in catching it.
just ...
It latches itself upon Bono's lower thighs just above the knees. After a second or so it starts slowly climbing northward. Bono stares down, frozen in fear/horror..... "
What the fuc...??!!!?".
While still playing the music for HM Edge rushes over to Bono.
leans forward to get a better look. Bono watches The Great Mind At Work but starts to lightly shiver...the "bio-mass" has started to pulse against him mid thigh as it continues nudging upward.
"D....d...
do.....something, mate!"
Edge looks up at his bandmate/friend voice lowered, "B,
I do believe it is a...a.. uterus!" Then he lowers his voice to a near whisper....
"actually, B, I think it's ...the uterus...is...(Edge now struggles to hide his laughter)... is trying to
do you!
Adam who has walked over to them in the meantime catches Edge's last comment; his eyebrow arches."Well, B, most of your women fans say you
are "the sex", though I suppose this not exactly what you'd have in mind"?
Bono glares at Ads, gritting his teeth, "..it's........NOT......f...f....funny!"
He looks around at the audience.
"Ahem.... would the woman who's lady parts have gone wandering...call them back please"?!
A second or so off silence as the uterus gets in about 3 inches of it's "destination".....
A frustrated woman's voice commands, "get back here ......
NAO !!!!!"
Edge and Adam who were standing in front of Bono separate and the flying utereus goes sailing to whomst it belongs to!
The woman silently curses..... soooo close and yet so far!