US Politics XXXI-Lame Duck Obese Turtle

[DaveC]

Bb u burn me ouch

lol sorry, you change cities so much that i kinda lose track of where the hell you are now. i legit thought that you live in houston and now i feel silly because it very obviously says washington DC next to all of your posts.

i'm very happy you're safe too

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

This voicemail was sent AFTER the insurrection and attempted coup this afternoon.

https://thedispatch.com/p/giuliani-to-senator-try-to-just-slow

 

[gump]

https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1347024396985229313?s=21

I’m just going to pretend that this is Headache on the video.

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

This voicemail was sent AFTER the insurrection and attempted coup this afternoon.

https://thedispatch.com/p/giuliani-to-senator-try-to-just-slow

Man, just when you think he can't sink any lower and embarrass himself any further...

Hope every news outlet imaginable broadcasts that voicemail.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1347024396985229313?s=21

I’m just going to pretend that this is Headache on the video.

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[Headache in a Suitcase]

https://twitter.com/Rebexem/status/1346924689101213696?s=19

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

https://twitter.com/LPDonovan/status/1347012801638883330?s=19

 

[dazzledbylight]

It’s disgusting to see him and others use this to start their cleansing process. Disgusting.

Listening to Sen Warren Right now!
You go Elizabeth!

Thanks for the kind words all. I'm still deeply disturbed by all of this - mostly because it was so incredibly predictable.

dude!
You, your poor little daughter!
Your city. Our Capitol, democracy...

So sorry to hear this

I believe you can be both Shocked and not surprised at the same time. Which I am.

 

[dazzledbylight]

Appreciate it.

It's been a hell of a day. It's not often that you have to balance picking up two kids early, canceling virtual work events, and wondering, since we live but a dozen blocks from The Capitol grounds, if it'll spill over into the streets and if we'd have to evacuate.

This will take a while to get over, so I'm attempting to distract myself with silly memes.

Oh, two kids! Even more worrying - didn't know you were that close - which normally wouldn't be a concern.

OK, more silly memes for you.

 

[DaveC]

here's one to use for when your uncle tries to tell you that antifa did this:

https://twitter.com/rafaelshimunov/status/1346963410966048768

 

[dazzledbylight]

Lindsey Graham has the appearance of a giddy man who is no longer afraid of the bad man holding a secret over his head.

You know I was trying to figure out ....
I couldn't parse his expression.
You might be on to something...

 

[Irvine511]

https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1347024396985229313?s=21

I’m just going to pretend that this is Headache on the video.

This is DC at its finest. That’s like the whole city right there.

 

[dazzledbylight]

Oh for fucks sake Matt Gaetz just said that it was Antifa on the House floor.

Don't know why this made me burst out laughing.
Gaetz has she ch a punchable face.

Fuck off, Gaetz.

Amazing how these people will fan the flames and encourage their supporters, but then when said supporters actually follow through with this stuff, then they start immediately distancing themselves and trying to claim it was someone else who did this.

No. You guys stirred this pot. Own your shit, you cowards.

Ohh, yeah ...REAL Pearl clutchers!!!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

btw - america? no longer an idea.

 

[LuckyNumber7]

This is DC at its finest. That’s like the whole city right there.

The day after the election was called was like bliss.

 

[dazzledbylight]

https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1347024396985229313?s=21

I’m just going to pretend that this is Headache on the video.

heh! Thanks, Gump!
Chuckling to keep other emotions on the side.

here's one to use for when your uncle tries to tell you that antifa did this:

https://twitter.com/rafaelshimunov/status/1346963410966048768

Yeah, really...

 

[dazzledbylight]

The day after the election was called was like bliss.

Oh ...yes...great celebration videos that day!

It was really sad not be able to really go out and celebrate that day here in NYC.

 

[dazzledbylight]

Ok never mind it Something I just saw - seems to have been a replay

 

[monkeyskin]

There’s always a tweet.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1287877621380837378?s=20

 

[LemonMelon]

Headache was caught on camera today:

[TWEET]1347024396985229313[/TWEET]

 

[LuckyNumber7]

Lemel with the LN7 move

 

[DaveC]

that's a classic FYM blooper

 

[LemonMelon]

I stand by my post.

 

[the tourist]

This is important. The guy all the tinfoil hat nuts are saying is antifa from a BLM protest was a counter-protestor at the BLM demonstration with his sign purposefully cropped to remove Q Sent Me.

https://www.poynter.org/fact-checki...formation-can-go-and-how-dangerous-it-can-be/

 

[LuckyNumber7]

This is important. The guy all the tinfoil hat nuts are saying is antifa from a BLM protest was a counter-protestor at the BLM demonstration with his sign purposefully cropped to remove Q Sent Me.

https://www.poynter.org/fact-checki...formation-can-go-and-how-dangerous-it-can-be/

I mean it’s pretty laughable that they think they can pass an image of a white guy with an American flag painted on his face and like some davey crockett bullshit on his head and attempt to say he’s a BLM protestor.

 

[LuckyNumber7]

lol sorry, you change cities so much that i kinda lose track of where the hell you are now. i legit thought that you live in houston and now i feel silly because it very obviously says washington DC next to all of your posts.

i'm very happy you're safe too

Houston was so two cities ago
Haha I’m just teasing you tho. In fairness I was Northern virginia lying saying DC for a long time before I actually moved into the district in September.

 

[the tourist]

I mean it’s pretty laughable that they think they can pass an image of a white guy with an American flag painted on his face and like some davey crockett bullshit on his head and attempt to say he’s a BLM protestor.

People don’t wear tinfoil hats for nothing. They come up with crazy stuff (or more likely are duped) and then they die on the hill because it fits their narrative. It’s amazing what legitimate fakes can do.

 

[DaveC]

https://twitter.com/DalilBoubakeur/status/1346943762145177602

lol the guy literally has a bunch of nazi symbols tattooed on his bare chest but sure, he's a BLM antifa doing a false flag.

 

[Vincent Vega]

That, after all this had happened, some of those Republicans still came back to continue with these stupid shenanigans, is shameful beyond words.

 

[DaveC]

4 people died yesterday to delay a legal procedure by about 6 hours.