GrampsMagee
The Fly
I am having a bad apey day. I will probably fail out of ape university, I am alienating all my apey friends and family members, and I am low on bananas.
The upside of my day was a visit to a donut shop. I got a banana-nut muffin and some orange juice. My BananaBike is handy for such trips.
Unfortunately, the proprietors kicked me out for not wearing shoes. It is not my fault, my fellow primates, that my apey feet do not fit well into human footwear.
How are all of you, my apey cohorts? I hope I do not depress you too much.
*banana of friendship*
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"You might say I'm the 'top banana'!" ~ myself
The upside of my day was a visit to a donut shop. I got a banana-nut muffin and some orange juice. My BananaBike is handy for such trips.
Unfortunately, the proprietors kicked me out for not wearing shoes. It is not my fault, my fellow primates, that my apey feet do not fit well into human footwear.
How are all of you, my apey cohorts? I hope I do not depress you too much.
*banana of friendship*
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"You might say I'm the 'top banana'!" ~ myself