Lord Stanley's Finals:New Jersey V. Anaheim

[Michael Griffiths]

Maybe you also need to add one to your "new word of the day" list:

Main Entry: pleth?o?ra
Pronunciation: 'ple-th&-r&
Function: noun
Etymology: Medieval Latin, from Greek plEthOra, literally, fullness, from plEthein to be full -- more at FULL
Date: 1541
1 : a bodily condition characterized by an excess of blood and marked by turgescence and a florid complexion
2 : EXCESS, SUPERFLUITY; also : PROFUSION, ABUNDANCE
- ple?tho?ric /pl&-'thor-ik, ple-, -'th?r-; 'ple-th&-rik/ adjective

 

[cujo]

I'm familiar with the word.... and I'm proud that your word of the day toilet paper is expanding your less than plethorific vocabulary

 

[Michael Griffiths]

And yet, *wait for it*...

....another personal insult by Cujo.

*begins to wonder what he ever did to deserve this

I'm going to bed. Have a good night, Cujo. Token wink ----->

 

[cujo]

Goodnight McGriff,

you crazy bastard.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

boo...

get off the stage (ahh.. reminiscent of your stripping days eh McGriff?)

PS- Tarzan called, he wants his loin-cloth back.

sorry michael but that was funny.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

WOOOHOOO!


-April, who's slightly hungover this morning, therefore unable to comment on a game she did not see last night.

 

[zonelistener]

How was the Foo Fighter show (instead of game comments....)?


Yeah - the Ducks are going to come back!

They can't even score against the Devils. They no longer have the "Ten Day Waiting Period" excuse anymore. How many shots has Anaheim's "star" taken (over the two games)?

CAVE-IN.
Roast Duck.

- any other bad cliches I can come up with?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I've changed my avatar in tribute to just how KICK ASS the show was.

 

[AvsGirl41]

*sprays down Michael Griffiths and cujo with a hose*

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

*sprays down Michael Griffiths and cujo with a hose*

 

[AvsGirl41]

I think we might have to put choke chains on these two, what do you think?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

 

[cujo]

I think we might have to put choke chains on these two, what do you think?

You would like that wouldn't you

I have no bad clich?s about Team Sinister... your name is just too bland.

Let's migrate over some Devil ass... Go Ducks.

Flying V comin' at ya in Game Three.

 

[Michael Griffiths]

When I first came among you, you were squabling like children...and now...well...you're still squabling like children...But never fear...all good things must come to an end, and tonight and the next game, things will come to an end...It's time for you to take your place among all the other satellites, my little ducklings...and close these magical halls of Disney for good.

It's all Ova.

 

[cujo]

Ova, is that a play on words... egg? Duck egg? I think that you are quite mistaken my Pacific Pornographer... it is New Jersey that will lay the egg... and this time not the goose egg. No, for this time they will lose, and be the deviled egg.

Mwhahahahaha

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

One period left.


Let's score another and cook those damn Ducks!!!

 

[Michael Griffiths]

Bob Cole: "That is the weirdest goal I've ever seen the Stanley Cup playoff finals."

That was more than just weird. That was Walt Disney himself pulling some strings. This Disney magic is getting a bit creepy for my liking...

Ps. What's up with Paul Kariya? Don Cherry was saying there was a reason for his struggling, but he wouldn't say what it was.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Disney is the real Devil.

 

[cujo]

Well then I'm Lucifer.

Surprised?

 

[Michael Griffiths]

Yes, PopAngel, yes...Disney is the Evil One. Speaking of which, where is that omnipresent freaky mouse otherwise known as Chizip? It's not normal that he not be here, is it?

 

[Michael Griffiths]

Ova. It's all Ova...


...and nothing about it will be be "Easy".

 

[cujo]

I will scramble you.

Easily

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Well then I'm Lucifer.

Surprised?

Not really.




Yeah, I guess after the Devils took the first two games, Chizzer tucked his little black tail between his legs and went into hiding.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

cujo, your huge red x is driving me nuts. change it

 

[cujo]

I have no other sig...

I could go back to Miss Cleo

Maybe, the pannoramic Cujo shot... suggestions?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Ooooh, your new sig kicks much ass.


This game, however, does not. I am not pleased.

 

[cujo]

Ooooh, your new sig kicks much ass.

This game, however, does not. I am not pleased.

Thank you... I bootlegged it.

If you aren't pleased... head for the border.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

You mean, go south?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Hullo!


When the hell did the Devs score?!?!?!

 

[Michael Griffiths]

Bob Cole upon seeing Michael Eisner, CEO of Disney, in the stands: "He's got a pretty good job."

This is the commentary we are reduced to in a finals that includes two teams which have made the "blow of the whistle" an art form.

Wot a pity.