Eating is fun! Join the McRonnie Club! - Page 5

Angela Harlem · 06-04-2003, 10:00 AM

Done!

Pleasure doing business with you bear.

*hand shake*

Red Ships of Scalla-Festa · 06-04-2003, 10:38 AM

angela, you truly are a wonderful aussie.

why dont you fly up to my summer home in the hamptons and we can celebrate in style? its on me.

ABEL · 06-04-2003, 10:43 AM

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Originally posted by ABEL

me too

my link didn't work

ah well here's the link to the pic that I tried to post yesterday

http://knoxville.20m.com/images/mich...aldsmaller.jpg

Angela Harlem · 06-04-2003, 10:53 AM

thanks bear. this sounds like a great idea. what can we do in the hamptons then? is it a place for horseriding on the beach, or campfires or moonlit walks...oh wait on, its not that kind of holiday.

nevermind.

hey abel, your link shows the same message!

ABEL · 06-04-2003, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Angela Harlem

hey abel, your link shows the same message!

just copy and paste it into your browser...I'm at work now so I can't fix it till later

Bad Ronnie · 06-04-2003, 08:19 PM

Every child deserves a mc-happy meal. It's mc, it's happy, and it's a meal! What more could you ask for (apart from Uncle Ronnie's special white sauce)?

Drop on down to Uncle Ronnie House next time you're in town - I got lots of great boys!

ABEL · 06-04-2003, 10:57 PM

toy surprises

Red Ships of Scalla-Festa · 06-04-2003, 11:26 PM

bad ronnie, ive seen credible evidence that points your involvement with al quada. what do you have to say to that?

Red Ships of Scalla-Festa · 06-04-2003, 11:29 PM

and who voted this thread 1 star? this is the best thread to happen to interference in a year and someone has the nerve to rate it 1 star?

notiti · 06-05-2003, 12:48 AM

I am suspicious about the involvement of Ronnie's white sauce in the mc-flurry and mc-partially hydroginated non dairy gum based beverage.
I would also like to know where Ronnie was when Kennedy was shot.
I demand satisfaction.

notiti · 06-05-2003, 12:50 AM

Oh and Beary wary takey carey . I agree. Best thread, ever.

cujo · 06-05-2003, 12:53 AM

MacDonalds has reinstated their nefarious necrophile?... jolly good ronnie, now why don't you high colonic a farm animal.

Hewson · 06-05-2003, 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by notiti

I would also like to know where Ronnie was when Kennedy was shot.
I demand satisfaction.

There were reports of someone sporting a fire engine red afro skulking about the grassy knoll on that day.
And sometime later Jackie-O was seen indulging in a celebratory Big Mac with an unidenitified shipping tycoon who also sported a fire engine red afro.
Things that make you go Hmmm.

Bad Ronnie · 06-05-2003, 07:03 AM

Uncle Ronnie does not do drugs. Drugs are bad and you should just 'say no'.

Also, any and all links between Uncle Ronnie and the global network known as Al Quaeda Big Macs Inc. will be hotly denied, at gunpoint if possible. Along with the heroin operations which Uncle Ronnie does not operate in Columbia, and the Russian child pornography which he would never have any hand in, cross my heart and hope to die.

Try the Crunchy McTiramusu or we'll rip your goddam arms off!!!

Bad Ronnie · 06-05-2003, 07:07 AM

When people say 'audit' I reach for my gun. Just another reason why you should agree that what's good for Uncle Ronnie is good for Amerika (and its many friends). So crawl on down today and sup from the cup of goodness... have a balloon while you're at it. Fuck that, have two.

Flaming Friar Sr · 06-05-2003, 08:38 AM

ah ive written down the lyrics to one of my favorite sing-a-longs:

the unhappy meal

well it was late one night and the roads were foggy
3am i was getting groggy and driving became more than i could take
well through the fog i saw a big yellow sign of mcdonalds rose up before my very eyes
so i decided to pull on in for a little break

well the door read: closed and i started to leave
but then around the corner came mayor mccheese with a strange feel big burger ahead
he led me in and locked the door behind me
and i started to feel a little uneasy when he yelled out: spiders got what caught in the web!

well on the counter of this crazy place sat ronald dressed all in black lace
and he offered me a very strange supersize
well i tried to leave but grimmace cut me off and said
hey how about some special sauce and what happened next is hard for me to describe

chorus:
i went to see ronald mcdonald and i got mcfondled by ronald mcdonald
well, grimace made me grimace. it was not a happy meal when that dirty old clown copped a feel at mcdonald's - late one friday night.

well he poked my mcribs and goosed my mcbutt
then he reached for you-know-mcwhat
unlike their coffee i was getting mighty hot

so i pulled his hair and gauged his eye
and meet that sucker in his
and headed straight for that parking lot

well mccheese yelled: hey don't leave yet come have a bite of my sesame bun
but by this time i was back inside my car
i yelled: i like my food fast but we just met and if you want a piece of me that's what you'll get
and i floored it and knocked that burger down

well my therapist said this is just a dream and i'm sure it's how it all must seem
but you got to admit that its pretty strange
four middle aged men who dress like a clown
went drug into its puppets hanging around so thanks i'll keep my distance just the same

chorus:
cause i went to see ronald mcdonald and i got mcfondled by ronald mcdonald
beware when you talk about the quarterly taste and make sure you tear your can of mace
or you might have an unhappy meal
yeah you might have an unhappy meal

Red Ships of Scalla-Festa · 06-05-2003, 10:02 AM

this thread has so many funny posts that im thinking of calling it "the funny thread"

Basstrap · 06-05-2003, 10:09 AM

I'm gonna give you a swift kick to the groin if you persist

Screaming Flower · 06-05-2003, 10:10 AM

it is rather amusing. who ever gave it one star should be forced to try ronald's special white sauce.

Red Ships of Scalla-Festa · 06-05-2003, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Screaming Flower
it is rather amusing. who ever gave it one star should be forced to try ronald's special white sauce.

ill make you a mcdeal.

if you do the (insert random swear word here) ronald, ill try ronnie's special white sauce.

what do you say?

basstrap, is that the same thing as kicking me in the jimmies?

06-04-2003, 10:00 AM	#81
Angela Harlem Jesus Online Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: a glass castle Posts: 30,163 Local Time: 12:12 PM	Done! Pleasure doing business with you bear. hand shake __________________ __________________

06-04-2003, 10:38 AM	#82
Red Ships of Scalla-Festa Refugee Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: your skull Posts: 2,311 Local Time: 07:12 PM	angela, you truly are a wonderful aussie. why dont you fly up to my summer home in the hamptons and we can celebrate in style? its on me. __________________

06-04-2003, 10:53 AM	#84
Angela Harlem Jesus Online Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: a glass castle Posts: 30,163 Local Time: 12:12 PM	thanks bear. this sounds like a great idea. what can we do in the hamptons then? is it a place for horseriding on the beach, or campfires or moonlit walks...oh wait on, its not that kind of holiday. nevermind. hey abel, your link shows the same message! __________________

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06-04-2003, 08:19 PM	#86
Bad Ronnie The Fly Join Date: May 2003 Location: Jamaica Posts: 59 Local Time: 01:12 AM	Every child deserves a mc-happy meal. It's mc, it's happy, and it's a meal! What more could you ask for (apart from Uncle Ronnie's special white sauce)? Drop on down to Uncle Ronnie House next time you're in town - I got lots of great boys!

06-04-2003, 10:57 PM	#87
ABEL An Angel In Devil's Shoes Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Netherlands Posts: 18,844 Local Time: 07:12 PM	toy surprises

06-04-2003, 11:26 PM	#88
Red Ships of Scalla-Festa Refugee Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: your skull Posts: 2,311 Local Time: 07:12 PM	bad ronnie, ive seen credible evidence that points your involvement with al quada. what do you have to say to that?

06-04-2003, 11:29 PM	#89
Red Ships of Scalla-Festa Refugee Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: your skull Posts: 2,311 Local Time: 07:12 PM	and who voted this thread 1 star? this is the best thread to happen to interference in a year and someone has the nerve to rate it 1 star?

06-05-2003, 12:48 AM	#90
notiti Refugee Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Kong Studios Posts: 1,336 Local Time: 10:12 AM	I am suspicious about the involvement of Ronnie's white sauce in the mc-flurry and mc-partially hydroginated non dairy gum based beverage. I would also like to know where Ronnie was when Kennedy was shot. I demand satisfaction.

06-05-2003, 12:50 AM	#91
notiti Refugee Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Kong Studios Posts: 1,336 Local Time: 10:12 AM	Oh and Beary wary takey carey . I agree. Best thread, ever.

06-05-2003, 12:53 AM	#92
cujo Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Province Posts: 5,820 Local Time: 07:12 PM	MacDonalds has reinstated their nefarious necrophile?... jolly good ronnie, now why don't you high colonic a farm animal.

06-05-2003, 07:03 AM	#94
Bad Ronnie The Fly Join Date: May 2003 Location: Jamaica Posts: 59 Local Time: 01:12 AM	Uncle Ronnie does not do drugs. Drugs are bad and you should just 'say no'. Also, any and all links between Uncle Ronnie and the global network known as Al Quaeda Big Macs Inc. will be hotly denied, at gunpoint if possible. Along with the heroin operations which Uncle Ronnie does not operate in Columbia, and the Russian child pornography which he would never have any hand in, cross my heart and hope to die. Try the Crunchy McTiramusu or we'll rip your goddam arms off!!!

06-05-2003, 07:07 AM	#95
Bad Ronnie The Fly Join Date: May 2003 Location: Jamaica Posts: 59 Local Time: 01:12 AM	When people say 'audit' I reach for my gun. Just another reason why you should agree that what's good for Uncle Ronnie is good for Amerika (and its many friends). So crawl on down today and sup from the cup of goodness... have a balloon while you're at it. Fuck that, have two.

06-05-2003, 08:38 AM	#96
Flaming Friar Sr Refugee Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 1,749 Local Time: 02:12 AM	ah ive written down the lyrics to one of my favorite sing-a-longs: the unhappy meal well it was late one night and the roads were foggy 3am i was getting groggy and driving became more than i could take well through the fog i saw a big yellow sign of mcdonalds rose up before my very eyes so i decided to pull on in for a little break well the door read: closed and i started to leave but then around the corner came mayor mccheese with a strange feel big burger ahead he led me in and locked the door behind me and i started to feel a little uneasy when he yelled out: spiders got what caught in the web! well on the counter of this crazy place sat ronald dressed all in black lace and he offered me a very strange supersize well i tried to leave but grimmace cut me off and said hey how about some special sauce and what happened next is hard for me to describe chorus: i went to see ronald mcdonald and i got mcfondled by ronald mcdonald well, grimace made me grimace. it was not a happy meal when that dirty old clown copped a feel at mcdonald's - late one friday night. well he poked my mcribs and goosed my mcbutt then he reached for you-know-mcwhat unlike their coffee i was getting mighty hot so i pulled his hair and gauged his eye and meet that sucker in his and headed straight for that parking lot well mccheese yelled: hey don't leave yet come have a bite of my sesame bun but by this time i was back inside my car i yelled: i like my food fast but we just met and if you want a piece of me that's what you'll get and i floored it and knocked that burger down well my therapist said this is just a dream and i'm sure it's how it all must seem but you got to admit that its pretty strange four middle aged men who dress like a clown went drug into its puppets hanging around so thanks i'll keep my distance just the same chorus: cause i went to see ronald mcdonald and i got mcfondled by ronald mcdonald beware when you talk about the quarterly taste and make sure you tear your can of mace or you might have an unhappy meal yeah you might have an unhappy meal

06-05-2003, 10:02 AM	#97
Red Ships of Scalla-Festa Refugee Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: your skull Posts: 2,311 Local Time: 07:12 PM	this thread has so many funny posts that im thinking of calling it "the funny thread"

06-05-2003, 10:09 AM	#98
Basstrap ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Jul 2000 Posts: 10,726 Local Time: 10:42 PM	I'm gonna give you a swift kick to the groin if you persist

06-05-2003, 10:10 AM	#99
Screaming Flower ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 11,961 Local Time: 08:12 PM	it is rather amusing. who ever gave it one star should be forced to try ronald's special white sauce.