Lila64 said:
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Always wanting to please you...
Hey y'all! Ya wanna see my prettilies? Cum on down to the fish camp later and we can go shaggin'.
Hey Y'all! Them stylist people give me these here fish net stockings to wear to some ol'man's pardy at this big ol' house. I think that ol'man has the blues 'cause he never gets out of his jammies. Anywho, I wore them nets into this little fishing pond he has and lookie at all the fishies I caught!
When I asked Mr. Hugh if he wanted to peta my fishies he just told me he'd rather eat his bunnies than touch my fishie panties. I tol' him I liked eatin' bunnies too and he asked me to move right in. He's so nice.
Hey Y'all! After the show Wensdee, Paula asked me to her house for dinner to celebrate. She told me it was gonna be a special vagitarian dinner. Ok, well I didn't wanna look all stupid like, so googled up vagitarian on the enternet. Y'all! These Calleyfornea people sure are strange! Anywho, I think I'm all set to go.
'Cuse me sir, do you know where the ginger is?
Hey Y'all! I been reading my fan mail and peoples want me to act all smart like now, so I decided to learn me some science. Well, when I got to the science school there was this funny, lil'man jumpin' all over the place telling me he was gonna to inject me with rhubbard seed, just like he did his girlfriend. Isn't that the crazy vegetable that looks like a turnip?... now I've had that one before! I asked him if that would cause something alien to grow in me and he said I was very good at science. He's so nice.
Anywho, he told me I had to tell everybody that he was the creator so peoples wouldn't think he was gay.
...psst, how people gonna believe he's not gay when he's acting all happy-like all the time?