"Lemon"
Larry: *tips back on his chair and falls*
Bono: *sniggers and hides floor wax*
Director: CUT!!!!!
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"New Years Day"
Bono: "I............will be with you-"
Edge: *hits Bono in the back of the head with a snowball*
Bono: What the feck??!?!?!
Director: CUT!!!!!!
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"Numb"
Adam: *blows smoke in Edge's face*
Edge: *starts coughing*
Director: CUT!!!!!!
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"Pride"
Bono: *puts lit match in his mouth* Feck, my tongue!!!!!!!! Feck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs to get water*
Director: CUT!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Walk On"
Bono: *kicks soccer ball to Edge*
Edge: *gets smucked in the face* OWWWWWW!!!!
Director: CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Sunday Bloody Sunday"
Bono: *bends over right before the end of the song and rips pants*
Edge: I TOLD you those were too tight!!!!
Director: *mutters to self* It's a live concert, we'll just edit it out before release..............
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