It's Wednesday. That Means W.H.O.R.T.E.N.S.E. (Special Birthday Bonanza!)

[Whortense]

yes that's right. time for W.H.O.R.T.E.N.S.E.'s birthday. to celebrate, i'm posting boys.

now post too. for a limited time, you get free membership into W.H.O.R.T.E.N.S.E. non-posters must pay shipping and handling (GST / PST / VAT where applicable). post now!!!!1111....////

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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington

 

[Sicy]

Why are you crying?

 

[Screaming Flower]

i joined. now i don't have to die. why is this club so sad? and what does w.h.o.r.t.e.n.s.e. stand for anyway?

 

[Sicy]

Because Ryan is sad.

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Sexy poshin' sugar snarlin' rock and roll ...

My Lair

[This message has been edited by Sicy (edited 05-08-2002).]

 

[Gina Marie]

Is it really your b-day? Some of my faves-I hope they will meet w/ Whortense's approval..

 

[Screaming Flower]

 

[elevatedmole]

I'm joining.

btw..

What does W.H.O.R.T.E.N.S.E stand for?

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"You must not look down on someone just 'cos they are 14 years old. When I was that age I listened to the music of John Lennon and it changed my way of seeing things, so I'm just glad that 14 year olds are coming to see U2 rather than group X." - Bono, 1988

Popheart.org

 

[Sicy]

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Sexy poshin' sugar snarlin' rock and roll ...

My Lair

 

[Gina Marie]

[This message has been edited by Gina Marie (edited 05-13-2002).]

 

[Screaming Flower]

i love the W.H.O.R.T.E.N.S.E. club.

 

[FlyGirl]

Originally posted by Sicy:

Sicy is my new hero. End statement.

Can I be the lurker of w.h.o.r.t.e.n.s.e.? Meaning, I get to stay and look at all you guys post lovely pictures? Hey, encouragement and *bumping* threads is a very tough job.

Get off yer arses and post more hott guys!!

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i'm too busy to see you
you're too busy to wait

 

[mmmBono]

Every man in this thread in absofuckinglutely HOT!
What are you girls doing to me?
damn....
That Ewan McGregor....ahhhhhhhh.
And all the others....I'm embarrassed to say I don't even know who each and every one is...but they're all fookin hot!!!
Jared...OMG!!!!OMG!!!! Cameron Diaz is one lucky little bitch. Grrrrrrr.
What's up with Ewan? Married? Single?
*faints*
Keep em pics coming....
I would love to post one of Eddie Vedder, but I *sooooo* suck at posting pics...
oxoxo
Autumn

 

[Gina Marie]

 

[Gina Marie]

EDDIE!!!

 

[Calluna]

I do not need to join W.H.O.R.T.E.N.S.E., as I am already one of the founding members. However, I am happy to contribute to the cause by posting more pics.

Happy Birthday, you old bag!

 

[Sicy]

Originally posted by Gina Marie:
EDDIE!!!

 

[Whortense]

my favorites:

i'm very much in love.

the

is my trademark. all you are in violation of my trademark!!!11111////

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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington

 

[Gina Marie]

Yay-whortense likes Orlando and Paul

Some more for you-you will have to fight me for Orlando though

Aahhh, Paul

 

[Gina Marie]

A better version of that other post-aaahhh..

 

[z edge]

Happy birthday whortense, or W.H.O.R.T.E.N.S.E.

How old are you today?

Why don't you all just post nude pics of those boys?

I bet Whortense would stop crying

CHEERS!

 

[zonelistener]

Happy Whortence Birthday!

WHORTENCES RULE!

 

[*Ally*]

Originally posted by Calluna:

is that the guy from the chicago real world?

and what the &*^$%^#$& is whortense???

 

[Hallelujah Here She Comes]

This thread is so beautiful, it hurts to look at it...

[This message has been edited by Hallelujah Here She Comes (edited 05-09-2002).]

 

[Whortense]

Originally posted by z edge:
Why don't you all just post nude pics of those boys?

i shall allow you to take the initiative. what a birthday present that would be!!1111

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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington

 

[zonelistener]

Hortence

 

[Whortense]

Originally posted by zonelistener:
Hortence

"Natural, vigorous, amorous. She sheds an invigorating influence over all whom she meets. It is impossible to be dull in her company".

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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington

 

[Gina Marie]

Here's another Orlando pic for whortense-but he's mine, all mine

Btw, I think Chris Beckman is so beautiful too-and he sure seems like such a sweet, gentle person. I admire him.