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- Miss USA

- Always Forever Trump

- I Threw a Trump Steak Through a Window

- Watch Me, Tweet Me, Love Me, Vote Me

- The Miracle (of my Jewish Grandson)

BONUS: With A Bark


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United Whites
Thug
My Orange Bouffant
Now Now Now
The Same White as that Other White
International Waters Conflict
Indeterminate Illegal Immigrant
We Speak English Here
Chapter 11 Warning
Sauce (These Hotdogs are Way Too Ethnic)
Walls Made America
Despot 180
Theme from The Apprentice
Theme from The Celebrity Apprentice

Bonus Track (American Samoa only): Ass
 
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All I Want Is Yuge Walls.

Great Things to Make and Do, Really Great, the Best Things.

Sixty Seconds in Trump Tower.
 
Melania 'round here choppin' and changin'
Surgery in the air
Campaign shirts and southern fuckers
Screw commie cigars and stare at my fab hair!

Got my funds, this ain't cheap
West Virginia for a week
Got endorsed, clapping hands
Touching ovation by my genuine fans!

Her foolish pride going to get black and blue
Screaming Latinos holding dumb boards
Crooked Hillary is now pleased too
But it's smart Donald she's afraid of!

American playmate with big cash and glute
Loathes skinny Syrian in the Aleppo shoot
Veterans, squeaky-clean
She tastes of Tex-Mex cuisine
Trump Tower, I've got the power!

Love my hairstylist, babe
Love to talk on my huge stage sets
Get to shoot some black in the foot
Get to taste some omelette

No big deal, we'll build a wall
Just back from my own crowded mall
Got the jet and a Muslim chase
What's he got inside that case?
I want a close-up of that fuckface.
Here comes the Muslim chase!

I bought two new corps
America
That's my utter worth
America
Paradise on Earth awaits you
Americans
I'm amazing in that photo shoot
America

I said you used to look like the hugest land
Crazy Bern said "maybe"
You guys said we wanna have your moolah, Donald
We can make America great again!
Something that would end all your problems!
We can make America great again!
Something that would end all your problems!
At most not for some Beaniard

You know, some GOP runners are like a sudden bankrupt
But there's no POTUS like
Fab Donald! (Your POTUS)
Fab Donald! (Your POTUS)

Cuba, quiero mandarte a la mierda
Cuba, quiero mandarte a la mierda
 
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