Youse guys.....Mona is WEIRD.

[WildHonee]

I LOVETH YOU ALL! I spent forever on that FLAMIN' THREAD of mine

Hippy & Spinny

Now that I?ve gotten the serious stuff outta the way, it?s BACK TO BUSINESS.

Eeeewwww Mona?s WEEEIIIRRDDD

She takes pictures of Bono?s nose

She has the largest foot this side ?o the Mississippi (yes ScottPhisto, that means you win for the West)

She?s in love with THIS MAN

and started jumping around during Charlie Rose bc Bono?s so flippin? intellectual I nearly choked on me empanada.

She knows all the words to ?Bohemian Rhapsody? and thinks she?s living in Wayne?s World every day.

Eeeeewwww

She can?t use a crap on a stick camera

I BLINKED! I BLINKED! WAIT! O no...wait!! You mean I?m supposed to look AT the camera?!

She wants to be Bruce Springsteen when she grows up

Or possibly Bono *Axl Rose snake dance*

TALES FROM MONA?S WORLD:
last night the smoke detectors in our house were going crazy for some reason (our house is NEVER on fire, and those things just go off randomly) and it was like 2 in the morning, and I was just falling asleep with memories of Bono on Charlie Rose and ABC, and in my Bono jammies, and it KEPT GOING OFF.

My mom came in my room and she goes "Your father's gonna fix it. Were you sleeping?"
And I said "Why does Bono keep beeping?"

LMAO I called the smoke detector Bono!

Then in the morning I'm shuffling around still half asleep grumbling "That stupid Bono kept me up all night"

My brother thought I WAS GOING (? Going? Gone and left) INSANE. LMAO at myself. I was so out of it.

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OMG my family is a funky bunch of saints for letting me be in control of the TV last night

My mom didn't even complain at all about having to watch Bono.....once I told her who he was. Lol.

MOM: What're we watching? CHANNEL 17? Is there anything else?
MONA: NO.
MOM: Who is that?
MONA: Bono.
MOM: Bono....is that all?
MONA: Yes, just Bono.
MOM: Hm. What is he, like some kind of rock star?
MONA: Yes.
MOM: ...What's with his hair?

Lol and during the clips they showed from different concerts (OMG Running to Stand Still was STUNNING) my mom was like "Lookit his PANTS. They're.....SHINY" or "they look like bubble wrap!"

*hides under couch cushion* Is that how you spell 'cushion?'

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Sanity?
Insanity?
I?m not coming down

Well I was just in a good mood today (and I'm hoping it will snow for Thurs. like they say) And THE SOUL knows no holiday, so it's back to business being Mona. It's a FOOLtime job fulltime job.

DOOD I saw the movie "Quills" BAD IDEA. I was....SCANDALIZED. BAH!

WHO ELSE IS WEIRD? C'mon - ppl get ready there's a train a'coming....

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~*Mona*~
97% compatible with Bono
"Perhaps Miss PLEBA herself" ~GypsyHeartGirl~

"Bono...a sort of holy cross between the Morrisons, Jim and Van"

WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE YOU DON'T NEED IT NOW
WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW YOU CAN FEEL IT SOMEHOW

YOU KNOW I BELIEVE IT

 

[FallDownJulie]

scottphisto? big feet? whaaaaat?
*hides*

-hoo~lee~ah

 

[Gina Marie]

I think Mona's funny and charming.

But, may I ask, WTF is an 'empanada'?

<------complete moron

 

[FallDownJulie]

it's supposed to snow for thurs??

yippee!

*+*let it snow! let is snow! let is snow!*+*

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~Julie*

(aka: hoo~lee~ah, aka: Fishy's Clumsey Julie, aka: MoonPhisto)

Bedevere: ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.
Arthur: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

(~Monty Python)

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

I'm sorry, I got distracted by this picture:

But I did laugh at your smoke detector story. And wondered what Bono jammies look like...

(edited because I haven't quite got the hang of posting pictures yet)



[This message has been edited by FizzingWhizzbees (edited 01-01-2002).]

 

[Discoteque]

<----- cracks up at another Mona stream of consciousness....

Mmmmm...empanadas are nummy!!!! I think they're like meat-filled pastries or sumpin....

MEAT??? So they're....Larry filled???

*thud* *wakes up*

Wait...so if they're meat-filled is that like 'pigs in a blanket'....hmmmm....*thinks of Larry rolled up in a blankie...awwwww....*thud*

Originally posted by Gina Marie:
I think Mona's funny and charming.

But, may I ask, WTF is an 'empanada'?

<------complete moron

[This message has been edited by Discoteque (edited 01-01-2002).]

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Gina Marie:
I think Mona's funny and charming.

But, may I ask, WTF is an 'empanada'?

<------complete moron

!!! It's like a ....meat.....thing

they're yummy

Like tamales

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~*Mona*~ 97%compatible with Bono
"Perhaps Miss PLEBA herself" ~GypsyHeartGirl~

"Bono...a sort of holy cross between the Morrisons, Jim and Van"

WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE YOU DON'T NEED IT NOW
WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW YOU CAN FEEL IT SOMEHOW

YOU KNOW I BELIEVE IT

 

[FallDownJulie]

Originally posted by Gina Marie:
I think Mona's funny and charming.

But, may I ask, WTF is an 'empanada'?

<------complete moron

LMAO!!!!

OMG!! i can NEVER remember the name of those things!!

i came home one day as was like, "mom, can we have em-pi?atas?"

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~Julie*

(aka: hoo~lee~ah, aka: Fishy's Clumsey Julie, aka: MoonPhisto)

Bedevere: ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.
Arthur: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

(~Monty Python)

 

[Gina Marie]

Oh yeah, and you saw 'Quills'-I've always wanted to rent that one-I'm old enough to handle it.

What about The Talented Mr. Ripley-when are you going to rent that one?

JUDE!!!!!

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If you are really good friends with The Edge, you can just call him The~ Adam

The right side of my brain is kinda redundant~ Larry

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Gina Marie:

JUDE!!!!!

THIS IS THE THREAD OF NONSENSE

HOO AH


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~*Mona*~ 97%compatible with Bono
"Perhaps Miss PLEBA herself" ~GypsyHeartGirl~

"Bono...a sort of holy cross between the Morrisons, Jim and Van"

WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE YOU DON'T NEED IT NOW
WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW YOU CAN FEEL IT SOMEHOW

YOU KNOW I BELIEVE IT

 

[Scottphisto]

Originally posted by WildHonee:

She has the largest foot this side ?o the Mississippi (yes ScottPhisto, that means you win for the West)

Heh Heh...you know what they say about a man with big feet....

Oh, and I also wear big shoes.




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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA
Only $0.65 each!!!

Card carrying member of Echo's Boy Cleaning Service.

Scottphisto vending machines. Now everywhere inside the famous PLEBA Mansion, fullfilling all your Scottphisto needs!

"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown
Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?
EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Scottphisto:
Heh Heh...you know what they say about a man with big feet....

Oh, and I also wear big shoes.

ak! lol and Bubble Pants?

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~*Mona*~ 97%compatible with Bono
"Perhaps Miss PLEBA herself" ~GypsyHeartGirl~

"Bono...a sort of holy cross between the Morrisons, Jim and Van"

WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE YOU DON'T NEED IT NOW
WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW YOU CAN FEEL IT SOMEHOW

YOU KNOW I BELIEVE IT

 

[Gina Marie]

Hot Jude is NEVER nonsense-my new fixations are Jude and Orlando Bloom.

Jude gives thumbs up to your thread..

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If you are really good friends with The Edge, you can just call him The~ Adam

The right side of my brain is kinda redundant~ Larry

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Gina Marie:
Jude gives thumbs up to your thread..

HEY JUDE!!

thanks!


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~*Mona*~ 97%compatible with Bono
"Perhaps Miss PLEBA herself" ~GypsyHeartGirl~

"Bono...a sort of holy cross between the Morrisons, Jim and Van"

WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE YOU DON'T NEED IT NOW
WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW YOU CAN FEEL IT SOMEHOW

YOU KNOW I BELIEVE IT

 

[Foadie]

Originally posted by Discoteque:
[BWait...so if they're meat-filled is that like 'pigs in a blanket'....hmmmm....*thinks of Larry rolled up in a blankie...awwwww....*thud*
[/B]

OMG!!!! Larry in blankets or on pillows or snuggly or warm and soft or wearing pajamas or little boxers or soft that is my FANTASY!!!! OMG!! IM FREAKIN OUT!!!! *THUD*

 

[NON-POPtart]

I'm sorry Mona but the famous grrr pic.....

reminds me so much of this...........

GRRRRRR

Hey you got the same look on your faces and the same attitude, you must be thinking like Bono!

[This message has been edited by NON-POPtart (edited 01-01-2002).]

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Foadie:
OMG!!!! Larry in blankets or on pillows or snuggly or warm and soft or wearing pajamas or little boxers or soft that is my FANTASY!!!! OMG!! IM FREAKIN OUT!!!! *THUD*

LMAO Larry in flannel.


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~*Mona*~ 97%compatible with Bono
"Perhaps Miss PLEBA herself" ~GypsyHeartGirl~

"Bono...a sort of holy cross between the Morrisons, Jim and Van"

WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE YOU DON'T NEED IT NOW
WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW YOU CAN FEEL IT SOMEHOW

YOU KNOW I BELIEVE IT

 

[Foadie]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
[/b][/QUOTE]
LMAO Larry in flannel.
[/B][/QUOTE]

OMG!!! DON"T DO THIS TOO ME!! Thats too freakin adorable for me to stand! Sleepy Larry! AHhhhhhhh *ABSOULUTE THUD*

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Foadie:
OMG!!! DON"T DO THIS TOO ME!! Thats too freakin adorable for me to stand! Sleepy Larry! AHhhhhhhh *ABSOULUTE THUD*

Young (or seemingly so) Larry was nestled all snug in his bed
Coincidentally Foadie was there. Lawrence scratched his head.

"Listen" he said with a Mullen-y snarl
"You gotta git oot, unflannely garl

How can I sleep when yar tryin to
take away me flannel? I LOVE it, don't you?"

Then Foadie gave in and had to admit
"I never wanted you like THAT, not one bit!"

Larry just snarled and folded up
his flannel collar and Foadie went *THUD*

Early next morning when Foadie awake
Larry lay draped like a flannely cake!

NOW I'm starvin' Foadie sighed in the dark
But she didn't dare lay a hand on his arse.

Instead she lay still and basked in the flannel.
Mona doesn't know what rhymes with flannel.

The Grinch gave Christmas back to Foadie and Larry
and every Christmas Larry was soft soft soft soft...and never ever hairy.

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~*Mona*~ 97%compatible with Bono
"Perhaps Miss PLEBA herself" ~GypsyHeartGirl~

"Bono...a sort of holy cross between the Morrisons, Jim and Van"

YOU KNOW I BELIEVE IT

 

[sulawesigirl4]

holy shite, do not throw HOT Jude pics like that at me without prior warning!!!!

*gasp*

mmmm

-sula

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by sulawesigirl4:
holy shite, do not throw HOT Jude pics like that at me without prior warning!!!!

*gasp*

mmmm

-sula

lol! aaww

WATCH OUT!

"That Jude Law has such a nice bone structure!" -My art teacher

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~*Mona*~ 97%compatible with Bono
"Perhaps Miss PLEBA herself" ~GypsyHeartGirl~

"Bono...a sort of holy cross between the Morrisons, Jim and Van"

YOU KNOW I BELIEVE IT

 

[Discoteque]

OMG, WHERE do you come up with this stuff??? LMFAO!!!

Unflannely garl????? Bwahahaha.... *wipes tears*

I'll finish one particular line for ya:

Originally posted by WildHonee:
Young (or seemingly so) Larry was nestled all snug in his bed
Coincidentally Foadie was there. Lawrence scratched his head.

"Listen" he said with a Mullen-y snarl
"You gotta git oot, unflannely garl

How can I sleep when yar tryin to
take away me flannel? I LOVE it, don't you?"

Then Foadie gave in and had to admit
"I never wanted you like THAT, not one bit!"

Larry just snarled and folded up
his flannel collar and Foadie went *THUD*

Early next morning when Foadie awake
Larry lay draped like a flannely cake!

NOW I'm starvin' Foadie sighed in the dark
But she didn't dare lay a hand on his arse.

Instead she lay still and basked in the flannel.
But her eyes kept a-peekin at his flannelly 'panel'.

The Grinch gave Christmas back to Foadie and Larry
and every Christmas Larry was soft soft soft soft...and never ever hairy.

Mmmm....hard Larry in soft flannel....ooh baby....*thud*

that is ONE HOT EMPANADA!!!!

[This message has been edited by Discoteque (edited 01-01-2002).]

 

[sulawesigirl4]

EEEK! wowzers!

Well, thanks for the warning at least this time.

Jude Law....bone...ahem...dammit...

*stutters*

*gives up*

-sula

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Discoteque:
OMG, WHERE do you come up with this stuff??? LMFAO!!!

Unflannely garl????? Bwahahaha.... *wipes tears*

I'll finish one particular line for ya:

Mmmm....hard Larry in soft flannel....ooh baby....*thud*

that is ONE HOT EMPANADA!!!!

[This message has been edited by Discoteque (edited 01-01-2002).]

lol!! well...

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~*Mona*~ 97%compatible with Bono
"Perhaps Miss PLEBA herself" ~GypsyHeartGirl~

"Bono...a sort of holy cross between the Morrisons, Jim and Van"

YOU KNOW I BELIEVE IT

 

[Flares]

Hey, what's wrong with taking pictures of Bono's nose? Bono has a nice nose. Although I prefer pictures with Bono's ENTIRE face.

ROFL at that smoke detecter story..."Why does Bono keep beeping?" Hehe...*imagines Bono actually beeping* Well, it may be true that Mona is weird, but I consider myself weirder. After all I am avoided because people don't understand why I randomly shout "OH MY BONO!" and swear by "Bono, the Fly shades, and all other things holy." Nor do people understand why, when they ask me "What's up?" I answer "BONO!" Nor do they understand why, when they say something like "It's a beautiful day, isn't it?" I start singing. Nor do they get why, when ANYONE mentions "you too!" I shout "U2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Nor do th-

Bono: You ~are~ weird. And you talk too much.

Bonoooooooooooooooooooooooo! *hugs him and attaches self permanently*

Bono: o.o;

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Flares:
Hey, what's wrong with taking pictures of Bono's nose? Bono has a nice nose. Although I prefer pictures with Bono's ENTIRE face.

ROFL at that smoke detecter story..."Why does Bono keep beeping?" Hehe...*imagines Bono actually beeping* Well, it may be true that Mona is weird, but I consider myself weirder. After all I am avoided because people don't understand why I randomly shout "OH MY BONO!" and swear by "Bono, the Fly shades, and all other things holy." Nor do people understand why, when they ask me "What's up?" I answer "BONO!" Nor do they understand why, when they say something like "It's a beautiful day, isn't it?" I start singing. Nor do they get why, when ANYONE mentions "you too!" I shout "U2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Nor do th-

Bono: You ~are~ weird. And you talk too much.

Bonoooooooooooooooooooooooo! *hugs him and attaches self permanently*

Bono: o.o;

lol!

BabyFlares, I loveth thee

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~*Mona*~ 97%compatible with Bono
"Perhaps Miss PLEBA herself" ~GypsyHeartGirl~

"Bono...a sort of holy cross between the Morrisons, Jim and Van"

YOU KNOW I BELIEVE IT

 

[madonna's child]

larry in flannel. cuddley!

lmao, mona is weird. but i am so strange.

1.)whenever i wished someone merry christmas and they answered back "you too" i would start giggling.

2.) before i go to bed, i say good night to a picture of bono i have hanging in my bedroom. but only that one picture, though i have many

3.) when i got my elevation dvd, i insisted on holding it like a teddy bear while my family continued opening presents

4.) my school agenda and locker are covered with U2. which isn't weird, except that i insist on petting it

5.) i sometimes substitute the word "good" with "bono"

6.) my cameo hat, my fly shades. my parents just shake their heads.

...there's more. i just can't think of it. and thats only the U2 stuff. you should see the rest of my weird habits. i'm so strange, i don't even care anymore.

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Does love light up your Christmas tree?

Happy Holidays!

"And I wear gray underwear." -Bono

Love,
Emily

Visit my webpage for U2 wallpapers:
www.geocities.com/springtime5348/index.html

...if God will send his angels...

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

Originally posted by Foadie:
Originally posted by WildHonee:

LMAO Larry in flannel.
[/B][/QUOTE]

OMG!!! DON"T DO THIS TOO ME!! Thats too freakin adorable for me to stand! Sleepy Larry! AHhhhhhhh *ABSOULUTE THUD*

[/B][/QUOTE]


for your imagination...

 

[hippy]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
HEY JUDE!!

thanks!

Don't make it bad...you have found her now go and get her...remember to let her under your skin, then you begin to make it better! *sing it with me* Na na na na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, Hey Jude!

*spies Larry in flannel*
THUD!!!!!
*sings* Cause it's just my 'magina-a-tion, runnin' away with me...

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"A Bono approved event is a good event!"

You can dream, so dream out loud!

"The way to be optimistic is not to shut your eyes and close your ears." -Bono

Create Light, Create Unity, Create Joy, CREATE PEACE!

 

[JennyBean]

Mona you aren't weird, just unique!
My personal motto is Mental Health Is Overrated!!
OMG! Jude Law rocks my world!!!
Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
I love this place! Jen