During poker last night I was told a joke and it reminded me of this thread. It goes as follows:
A man is hunting in the woods. He spots a
bear in the distance and very slowly creeps up towards him. When he gets near the
bear, the
bear sees him, jumps into a bush and runs away.
The man gets frustrated.
The next day the man goes to the same spot and sees the
bear again. Again, he creeps up to the
bear, takes aim, but at that moment, the
bear runs behind a tree. The next thing the man knows, the
bear grabs the man's shotgun and tells him to turn around. In fear for his life,. the man turns around, and, well, the
bear violates him from behind. When finished, the
bear drops the gun and runs into the woods.
The next day the same thing happens, the man goes into the woods, sees the
bear and decides he would make a very nice rug, so he takes aim, and the
bear with incredible speed runs around him, grabs his gun, and again violates him.
This goes on for two more days, with the
bear outsmarting the man and grabbing his gun and having his way with him.
On the last day of the man's hunting trip, he goes to the same spot, sees the
bear and takes aim. The
bear jumps into a tree, jumps behind the man and grabs his gun. The
bear aims the gun at the man and gives the man a curious look. He then drops the gun and says
You aren't even coming here to hunt are you?