Yarrr! Pirate Bono says...

[Alisaura]

Hilarious!!

I'm waiting for a thread on why Bono uses the word "sprog" in so many songs...

 

[redhotswami]

Big Girls Are Best

As long as th' night be coloured
Blue 'n black
Oh yeah yeah yeah
As long as ye’re on yer knees
'n she’s nah on her back
Oh yeah yeah yeah

Avenue Atlantico
Seventeen-o-two
She’s cocoa butter
Baby, she’s th' glue

She’s got th' sprog at her breast
She knows big lasses are best

Oh mama ma
Sexy mama ma
Oh mama ma
Sexy mama ma

I’m gonna change like th' weather
Hot t' cold
Oh yeah yeah yeah
She keeps it all together
She’s got th' motherload
Oh yeah yeah yeah

She feels it
Every sensation
She’s got a smile
Like salvation
She’s got a sprog at her breast
She knows big lasses are best

Oh mama ma
Sexy mama ma
Oh mama ma
Sexy mama ma

She’s elliptical
Also political
All so spiritual
Nah superficial
Yeah, she’s tropical
Aye, she’s illogical
Those little lasses are a pest
Big lasses are th' best

Oh Oh Oh
Baby

As long as th' night be coloured
Blue 'n black
Oh yeah yeah yeah
As long as ye’re on yer knees
'n she’s nah on her back
Oh yeah yeah yeah

She can taste every sensation
She’s got a smile
Like salvation
A sprog at her breast
She walk like she natter
Big lasses are best

Big Girls

Oh mama ma
Sexy mama ma
Oh mama ma
Sexy mama ma





apparently Pirate Speak doesn't have an Apostrophe.