Would you rather

[Carek1230]

Larry King


wyr walk your dog or clean your cat's box?

 

[hardyharhar]

I'd rather walk anyone's dog than clean the cat's box





WYR have a close up GA spot or close seat at the next U2 concert

 

[Carek1230]

seat

wyr see only 1 U2 show or 10 other concerts?

 

[bonocrazy88]

1 U2 show. they are spectacular enough to equal 10 shows.

wyr have a voice that sounds like a 4 year old girl for the rest of your life OR have the voice of a creepy old man?

 

[hardyharhar]

I probably already sound like a creepy old man so a 4 year old girl would be kinda funny






wyr perpetual bad breath or giant dumbo ears

 

[bonocrazy88]

giant ears. They'd be a novelty. haha

wyr have a drippy faucet of a nose OR would you rather have two slices of orange for eyes.

 

[hardyharhar]

ooh, drippy crusty nose




wyr be able to read people's minds or see into the future

 

[bonocrazy88]

Read people's minds.

WYR speak 40 different languages or be able to read body language perfectly all the time?

 

[Carek1230]

read body lingo fer sure

wyr go barefoot the rest of your life or only have one pair of shoes to last the rest of your life

 

[pgv]

If I can take the one pair of shoes off, then those, because then I can alternate between shoes and barefeet

WYR live in your hometown for the rest of your life OR never visit your hometown ever again for the rest of your life

 

[bonocrazy88]

never visit my hometown again. I could just ask my parents to come visit me.

WYR eat a bar of soup OR drink a bottle of dishwashing liquid?

 

[Carek1230]

Either is a horrible thought, but I guess I will go with the bar of soap


wyr limp with a bad leg the rest of your life or only have one arm?

 

[bonocrazy88]

limp with a bad leg.

WYR lose your taste buds OR lose your sense of smell?

 

[Carek1230]

smell

wyr sleep with Tiny Tim or with Arnold Schwartzenegger

 

[bonocrazy88]

Arnold. that's a tough one.

WYR live on a small island with only 2 other families or live in a house in the middle of the city with 2 other families in the same house ?

 

[Carek1230]

island life!

wyr have to give up refrigeration or hot running water

 

[bonocrazy88]

hot running water. I could always boil the water I needed.


WYR give up your dishwasher or your microwave?

 

[Carek1230]

I'll say dishwasher cuz I don't have one and get along just fine!!

wyr live without a car of your own or be denied a drivers license forever

 

[bonocrazy88]

Live without a car of my own. I suppose if I end up living in a city, I will always use public transportation anyway.


wyr eat only popcorn and candy bars for the rest of your life OR have someone else choose your meals for you?

 

[bonocomet]

someone else choose, and just hope they are nice... or a good cook.


wyr leave your front door wide open all night while you sleep or all day while you are not home.

 

[bonocrazy88]

ooh damn. All night. Where I live, it doesn't matter either way. But at least at night someone is home and during the day, they could sweep us out without anyone knowing.

WYR have all your deepest secrets revealed to the general public OR have no inner monologue and always say what you are thinking?

 

[hardyharhar]

I think I've done both at the same time and embarrassed myself nicely right here on interference by revealing secrets, because I would say what I was thinking (rookie internet mistakes) I think BC can confirm

So I'll say what I'm thinking for now on without revealing too much



wyr walk through a room filled with jumping frogs or creepy cockroaches

 

[bonocomet]

my lips are sealed hhh


gimme frogs ANY DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

I cannot stand roaches they scare me


wyr drink a cold beverage that has gotten warm, or a hot beverage that has gotten cold

 

[bonocrazy88]

cold beverage gone warm.

I love coffee that's meant to be cold, but not coffee that was first hot then gone cold. Same with tea.

WYR be well known for being an asshole or not known by anyone but a decent person?

 

[hardyharhar]

I don't know how to be an a-hole, though I come off as one online occasionally And I prefer being anonymous




wyr have sand in your mouth or salt in a wound

Where do we come up with this stuff

 

[AchtungBono]

I'd rather have sand in my mouth because that you can spit out.
Salt on a wound hurts like HELL!!!

wyr watch "Cheaters" or "America's got talent"?

 

[bonocrazy88]

Cheaters. It's terrible, I know.

WYR be a personal assistant to the rich and famous OR be a body-guard to the rich and famous?

 

[Carek1230]

personal assistant, I think that would be fun and interesting and something I would enjoy doing (so long as the celebrity was a decent person!!)

wyr have a super enjoyable wonderful vacation once every 10 years or a short crappy trip somewhere near home once a year?

 

[bonocrazy88]

super enjoyable every 10 years. I know everyone needs a vacation more than that, but I would try to find things to do to relieve stress that weren't crappy.

WYR Sell insurance over the phone OR going door to door ?

 

[hardyharhar]

On the phone for about an hour, then I'm quitting






wyr make prank phone calls to strangers or toilet paper someone's house