mofo82
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This is gonna play on all the IMAX's nationwide you know how much pyro we'll have to get for all this action....ALOT 
U2: The movie
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bonosleftone
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yea man, it will make a Michael Bay movie look like On Golden Pond
mofo82
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insert the classic chase scene from Blue's Brothers,where Rollins is in the Blues mobile with the stolen CD fleeing from the 'Good Ol' Boys' in the MirrorBall Lemon
mofo82
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well have to get Estelle Getty pumped on steroids, crack and Red Bulls with Vodka long before shooting this you know
bonosleftone
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yea and then Mr T as Larry stands in front of the car after stealing the jet pack from the Illinois nazis and beats the crap out of Rollins and throws him into a ditch that just happens to be by the side of the road that's filled with lions!
bonosleftone
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yea but Estelle can handle it, she did work with that hack Bea Arthur for 8 or however long it was years...
mofo82
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< I think we scared everyone away> 
bonosleftone
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yea we're officially thread hijackers, hopefully we can get some more minds to help collaborate
I think the scene where Edge beats Russell Crowe's ass just for being in a band called "3 Odd Foot of Grunts" is going to be tricky. Would be nice to get some input on that one.
I think the scene where Edge beats Russell Crowe's ass just for being in a band called "3 Odd Foot of Grunts" is going to be tricky. Would be nice to get some input on that one.
mofo82
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we can get the lions from 'Gladiator' to run through an obscure night club, better yet a House of Blues...cut to scene of Mirrorball Lemon skiiding away from back alley of nightclub. seconds later you see the Lion bust through the back door with Crowes upper torso in the lions mouth. In the meantime Dan Akroyd and Jim Bulushi are run over by the mirrorball Lemon on the way to playing as '3 Odd Foot's' following act, thus saving the ears and souls of many who believed they were going to hear BLUES music 
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bonosleftone
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Yes! That would rock.
I think lions should be a central part of the story as well. Lions are just too cool and U2 are too cool, so its too cool to put lions into our too cool U2 movie!
Whenever Larry gets pissed off he turns into Mr. T Larry and he has a bunch of lions as his friends. Kind of like how He-Man had Battle Cat, except Larry has like 19 lions that just do his bidding and shit.
Beastmaster Mr. T Larry = Mad Larry
Pedro's little friend = Happy fun Larry
I think lions should be a central part of the story as well. Lions are just too cool and U2 are too cool, so its too cool to put lions into our too cool U2 movie!
Whenever Larry gets pissed off he turns into Mr. T Larry and he has a bunch of lions as his friends. Kind of like how He-Man had Battle Cat, except Larry has like 19 lions that just do his bidding and shit.
Beastmaster Mr. T Larry = Mad Larry
Pedro's little friend = Happy fun Larry
mofo82
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reread my last post i added some esential tie ins to the blues brothers chase scene
bonosleftone
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yes I see that Blues Brothers references are easily going to help us with the fans, we need to have one of Bono's love triangle chicks get involved with rocket launchers and try to take out Bono at key points in the movie, except she has other weapons too like chinese stars and battle axes
bonosleftone
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dude we could so get U2 to do the soundtrack, we'll get them to write a song called "Chinese Stars and Battle Axes"
mofo82
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bonosleftone said:
That's Classic
Estelle Getty/ Rollins can be Skeletor and Crowe can be Hordak (from the evil Horde)
Ali can be the Sorceress, Morleigh can be Teela, the Full House guy/ edge can be Man at Arms type character
mofo82
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we can have the guy from Mortal Kombat pop up in the corner periodically and say "TOASTYYYY!"
and any time a lion eats someone, "Flawless Victory"
and any time a lion eats someone, "Flawless Victory"
bonosleftone
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yea man totally, Bono could just be Bono because he does not equate to any He-Man character
or when Larry calls the lions, Bono freaks out and turns into Lion O from Thundercats except unlike Lion O's classic "Hooooooooooo" cry before going crazy Bono would yell the "Wooo Ooohs" from Elevation.
or when Larry calls the lions, Bono freaks out and turns into Lion O from Thundercats except unlike Lion O's classic "Hooooooooooo" cry before going crazy Bono would yell the "Wooo Ooohs" from Elevation.
bonosleftone
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mofo82 said:
Yea that could work, but video game references might bring down the integrity of our film. We could do them a little more subtle or have a choir sing the chorus from I Will Follow after a killer lion kill.
mofo82
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nice and when Bono needs to call the rest of the band, he lifts his glasses like Cyclpos and red targets come out of his eyes, like Lion-O.
mofo82
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poor adam left out again 
mofo82
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I know who can play Adam.......
OPTIMUS PRIME
OPTIMUS PRIME
bonosleftone
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mofo82 said:I know who can play Adam.......
OPTIMUS PRIME
dude VOLTRON
Adam could be a bunch of spare parts and he turns into Voltron when its time to fight evil.
mofo82
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Adam's primary role is to remain cool and also, to wipe out the Polyphonic Spree when they try to pose as the choir that sings the refrain to 'I Will Follow' when people die, such as Estelle Getty/Rollins/ Skeletor
mofo82
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imagine if we could make this in a style like sealab 2021
bonosleftone
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man if Adam is Voltron that trumps just about everyone else!
Edge needs to be something cooler than Man At Arms too, that guy was a wuss IMO. Optimus Prime is the leader so he wouldnt fit as Edge.
Dude, Edge is INSPECTOR GADGET except he's a cool Gadget and not a dork.
Edge needs to be something cooler than Man At Arms too, that guy was a wuss IMO. Optimus Prime is the leader so he wouldnt fit as Edge.
Dude, Edge is INSPECTOR GADGET except he's a cool Gadget and not a dork.
bonosleftone
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mofo82 said:
Yea man, or even like that new Polar Express movie.
We can do live action for the drama and get all crazy animation style when it gets violent.
mofo82
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i can take that...the inspector gadget thing 'GO GO Gadget Gibson!'
bonosleftone
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mofo82 said:
yea man and he has a bunch of guitar pedals except the pedals dont operate sound, they shoot lasers and cool shit like that each pedal can make something cool shoot out of the guitar or blow stuff up with it like chinese stars and stuff
mofo82
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bonosleftone said:
THATS BRILLIANT! and then cut back real quick like none of the crazy violent stuff never happened
bonosleftone
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mofo82 said:
yea dude no doubt, we'll have to tone it down a bit so the younger fans can get in too, we dont want them to have nightmares
No member of U2 gets killed off though, we can have a scary moment though like in Star Trek 2 when Spock died except we'll make it happen in the first 20 minutes that way they can get back to fighting evil really quickly and that doesnt make it mandatory for a sequel because if we made a sequel and killed someone off in the first one we'd have to spend a whole movie trying to bring the one we offed back.
