George: My boys can swim! I can do it!
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Elaine: You know what your problem is? Your standards are too high.
Jerry: I went out with you.
Elaine: That's because my standards are too low.
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JERRY: She's good looking.
GEORGE: How good looking?
JERRY: Very good looking.
GEORGE: Really good looking?
JERRY: Really very good looking.
GEORGE: Would you take her out?
JERRY: Yes, I would take her out.
GEORGE: Oh, you hesitated.
JERRY: What hesitate? I didn't hesitate!
GEORGE: No, something's off here, you hesitated.
JERRY: I'm telling you, she's good looking.
GEORGE: What about the body, what kind of body?
JERRY: Good body, nice body.
GEORGE: How nice?
JERRY: Nice.
GEORGE: Just nice?
JERRY: Pretty nice.
GEORGE: Really good?
JERRY: Really very nice and good.
GEORGE: What about personality?
JERRY: Good personality. Funny. Bright.
GEORGE: Smarter than me? I don't want anyone smarter than me.
JERRY: How could she be smarter than you?
GEORGE: Alright, let's see, let's see. What else. What else. Oh yeah, what does she do?
GEORGE: What kind of hair?
JERRY: You know, long dark hair.
GEORGE: Flowing?
JERRY: Flowing?
GEORGE: Is it flowing? I like flowing, cascading hair. Thick lustrous hair is very important to me.
JERRY: 'Thick lustrous hair is very important to me,' is that what you said?
GEORGE: Yeah, that's right.
JERRY: Just clarifying.
GEORGE: Let me ask you this. If you stick your hand in the hair is it easy to get it out?
JERRY: Do you want to be able to get it out or do you want to not be able to get it out?
GEORGE: I'd like to be able to get it out.
JERRY: I think you'll get it out.
GEORGE: What about the skin? I need a good cheek, I like a good cheek.
JERRY: She's got a fine cheek.
GEORGE: Is there a pinkish hue?
JERRY: A pinkish hue?
GEORGE: Yes, a rosy glow.
JERRY: There's a hue. She's got great eyebrows, women kill to have her eyebrows.
GEORGE: Who cares about eyebrows? Is she sweet? I like sweet. But not too sweet, you could throw up from that.
JERRY: I don't think you'll throw up. *She* likes to throw up.
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It's in the vault!