I set this right up for someone to make a Harold Holt joke on the next lyric and you have all disappointed me.
toowoomba hearts beat as one
A Man And A Wallaby
Portsea (Whatever happened to Harold the Holt)
Stories For Buoys
toowoomba hearts beat as one
silver and gold coast
Miami; only about the Gold Coast suburb, not the city in Florida.
Yeah.
The best bit is that you barely need to change any of the lyrics. "Southern accents" to "bogan accents", "freshmen" to "schoolies", and replace the pink and blue suits with party drugs or heroin needles and you're about done.
All Because Emu
We joke about bad Australia puns - and most of these are truly appalling - but we forget that the actual band U2 called their tour 'Zoomerang' when Zootv reached the Antipodes.
I wonder what they called it in Japan. Zoo HAI! How do you say ' Zoo-sorry-this-is-the-only-time-you'll-see-us-for-the-next-25-years' in Japanese.