Shuttlecock! Part VII - Harry Muffin and the Shuttler's Cock

[lazarus]

* I'm not about to convert Icelandic into Cockese.

Impeachment proceedings are under way as we speak.

 

[impy13]

Impeachment proceedings are under way as we speak.

Excuse the fuck out of me for there not being a Rosetta Stone for something like this.

"Cócksóli."


Crisis averted.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Still no cock leakage?

I'll show myself out for repeating a joke that's likely been repeated ad nauseum since day one of these threads.

 

[lazarus]

Another lucky escape.

Speaking of Iceland, how about that Cjock? She's awesome.

 

[martha]

Think the non-bombastic parts of "Glósóli.*"

I've tried to get into Sigur Ros. Can't do it. Puts me to sleep.

 

[impy13]

Another lucky escape.

Speaking of Iceland, how about that Cjock? She's awesome.

And surprisingly well-versed in Mexican food:


YouTube - Björk Bjlög 1: Cinco de Mayo

 

[lazarus]

I couldn't decide if I wanted to strangle or have sex with her.

Unlike Dalton, I don't make a habit of doing both.

 

[u2popmofo]

She'll always be Pjörk to me.

 

[lazarus]

Peter, Bjork and Ja?

 

[impy13]

JAAAAAAHHHHHH!

 

[u2popmofo]

Rastafarianism!

 

[impy13]

Hey, Scumby. Guess who gets to see a free Okkervil River show the day before the 'Cock drops?

 

[u2popmofo]

Hey, Scumby. Guess who gets to see a free Okkervil River show the day before the 'Cock drops?

They're not even showing any concerts on their site outside of Coachella and Boner-oo. Shenanigans!

 

[impy13]

Maybe because it's a secret, dipshit.

 

[u2popmofo]

I can't keep holding on to what you've got when all you've got is hurt.

 

[impy13]

And my pal in Shearwater, Jordan Geiger, is opening. We had a lengthy conversation after their show a few weeks ago. Maybe I'll get backstage. Can you imagine how jealous you'll be?

 

[phillyfan26]

I can't keep holding on to what you've got when all you've got is hurt cock.

Come on!

 

[lazarus]

Hey, Scumby. Guess who gets to see a free Okkervil River show the day before the 'Cock drops?

COKKERVIL RIVER!

YouTube - You Lose! Good Day Sir!

 

[impy13]

Okay. I've never once slipped out of Cockese with respect to Shuttlecock. I think you're just trying to find something to bust me for with these other band things.

It's not my fault no other bands have to write every single one of their songs about badminton. Okkervil River hasn't ever mentioned it. Shuttlecock names each of their albums after it. I mean come on.

 

[phillyfan26]

I leave Wednesday morning to go out of town and won't be back to Friday evening. I will not have Internet access at all during that time.

I'll require an update of what's been going on when I return.

 

[Dalton]

the cock tag is misleading. You ought to change that, sweetie.

i m plsd

 

[impy13]

For fuck's sake, Dalton. Getting around the caps lock filter is easy.

I leave Wednesday morning to go out of town and won't be back to Friday evening. I will not have Internet access at all during that time.

I'll require an update of what's been going on when I return.

I hope it doesn't leak and you come back asking if it does and we get to tell you it hasn't and make you feel like a piece of shit from WTAHAN for asking.

/Cormac'd

 

[No spoken words]

I make a CD of some Shuttlecock songs not found on albums, for my in-car listening pleasure.

One of those songs is Native Cock, which I'd not listened to in quite a while. For fuck's sake, it blows Squirtigo right out of the water. In case you have not noticed, I rarely have anything truly negative to say about Shuttlecock; that's just the way it is...but the influence (Muffin Jr.? Steve Lillycock?) that lead them to swap out Native Cock for Squirtigo rankles just a little....and, I even like Squirtigo for what it is, especially Live....but Native Cock fucking rocks.

That is all.

 

[LMP]

Maybe Muffin and Lillycock weren't comfortable with a song on the album that's blatantly about Dalton.

Dalton, who couldn't get into a Top 5 UK University.

 

[No spoken words]

Shut the fuck up Dalton.

 

[Dalton]

 

[Dalton]

Shut the fuck up Dalton.

Preemptive. Thanks W.

 

[No spoken words]

 

[LMP]

The tribe has spoken.

 

[Dalton]

Fuck me! I had no idea the Temple was a Spike Lee Joint.