That gets too war away from the bold, one-word headline of the original. Which is kind of why I had Boy-Cock before Ball Boy was suggested.
But as long as Shuttle & Bum is official, I'm happy.
Yeah, I'll go with you on that one. In my more bored moment (e.g. class) I might try to compile a reference list. Too many people are slipping.
I'm going to need to put some heads on pikes to make an example of a few. Let the Reign of Terror begin.