Sexbierum, Holland Superthread

[Axver]

Oh god. A woman from Holland is going to be Anastacia.

This is going to bring the lulz

Oh good god.

 

[coolian2]

She's bad

Real bad

 

[Axver]

Vertigo was the rumour around class last week.

Incidentally, Neil Diamond did Sweet Caroline

I'm simply amused by the fact it's a rumour around class.

And WHAT A SHOCK. FFS, people. Get some more interesting songs. I'm not saying "Bono" should do Boy/Girl or whatever. Just ... even AIWIY or EBTTRT or Stay rather than the bog-standard WOWY/One/Vertigo you'd expect.

 

[Axver]

She's bad

Real bad

Yes, but as bad as the epitome of hideous, the real Anastacia?

 

[coolian2]

Yes, but as bad as the epitome of hideous, the real Anastacia?

Um....almost, i think.

 

[coolian2]

I'm simply amused by the fact it's a rumour around class.

So am i.



And i love that now you're complaining about U2 impersonation setlists

 

[coolian2]

We now have a very gay chap.

I can't wait for whoever he's going to be.

 

[Axver]

Um....almost, i think.

Now all we need is somebody to do Macy Gray this episode and it will be more hideous than any other show ever made in Kiwi history, except maybe half the episodes of Shortland Street.

 

[Axver]

We now have a very gay chap.

I can't wait for whoever he's going to be.

Bono.

Bone-o.

 

[coolian2]

Ronan Keating time.

 

[Axver]

And i love that now you're complaining about U2 impersonation setlists

Proof I need a new tour?

 

[coolian2]

The most tanned Ronan Keating ever.

 

[Varitek]

And i love that now you're complaining about U2 impersonation setlists

I wish we had this show in the US, it sounds incredible.

On the setlists note, ax, have you seen the Escape from the Studio IQ thread?

 

[coolian2]

Proof I need a new tour?

YES

 

[Varitek]

warning ax: when you look at that IQ thread, do not have liquid in your mouth, or you may ruin your screen/keyboard.

 

[Axver]

On the setlists note, ax, have you seen the Escape from the Studio IQ thread?

No. Has theu2fly attacked with shitty sets again?

 

[coolian2]

Guys

Vertigo -> October -> Mofo -> One

 

[Axver]

warning ax: when you look at that IQ thread, do not have liquid in your mouth, or you may ruin your screen/keyboard.

OH MY GOD.

 

[coolian2]

Here comes Shania Twain.

This won't impress me much

 

[coolian2]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, they've got some dodgy maori guy dancing around her.

 

[Axver]

OH MY GOD.

As a matter of fact,

OH MY NON-EXISTENT FUCKING GOD.

 

[coolian2]

Only plus: she's more attractive than Shania Twain

 

[Axver]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, they've got some dodgy maori guy dancing around her.

That must be too funny. Fuck you, Aussie TV.

Also, fuck you, Melbourne Comedy Festival Great Debate. It was SO FUCKING CLICHE to get the token Kiwi comedian debater to make jokes about New Zealand. I mean, FFS, if you must do something so base to play to an Aussie audience, at least get GOOD jokes.

 

[coolian2]

Damn, no Bono tonight.

 

[Axver]

Damn, no Bono tonight.

He ran off and cried because I bitched about the setlist.

 

[coolian2]

That must be too funny. Fuck you, Aussie TV.

Also, fuck you, Melbourne Comedy Festival Great Debate. It was SO FUCKING CLICHE to get the token Kiwi comedian debater to make jokes about New Zealand. I mean, FFS, if you must do something so base to play to an Aussie audience, at least get GOOD jokes.

Damn, sounds like the Auckland Comedy Festival shits over the Melbourne one. Next year i should get off my arse and go to a show or two

 

[coolian2]

He ran off and cried because I bitched about the setlist.

Wait, did Bono play the drums in a 1970s Supergroup?

 

[Axver]

Wait, did Bono play the drums in a 1970s Supergroup?

The Hype.

 

[Varitek]

Ax, what is your favorite setlist gem? Mine is

21. Angel of Harlem
22. 11 O'Clock Tick Tock
23. Kite

 

[Axver]

Damn, sounds like the Auckland Comedy Festival shits over the Melbourne one. Next year i should get off my arse and go to a show or two

I hear the Melbourne one rules, though I haven't been to any shows myself. But one thing they do every year is a "debate" filmed for TV.

So they got this Kiwi woman, Cal Somethingorother. And she ends up making some stupid joke about how Skippy the Bush Kangaroo was awesome even in New Zealand because the kiwi sucks. There are so many GOOD jokes about New Zealand out there that I don't know why she had to resort to that. Especially if she's not an Aucklander.