Time to type a quick Hip-Hop tune, if U2 penned such a thing. I shall keep it short:
We're U2
and we're coming for you
This is our guitar tech
Dallas Schoo
Adam plays Bass
He's in your face
I'm well aware of the fact
That Bass does not really rhyme with face
Who is on drums?
You better represent, you scum
because the answer is Larry
ask again and there will be a scrum
The singer's Bono
pronounced with an Ono
So what if that made no sense?
I hope you get Mono
Is that the Edge?
He made a pledge
To play guitar
and to never fall off of a ledge
Holla Back
We provide a sonic attack
Some of our fans
are addicted to blue crack
Ok, it's time
to mercifully end this rhyme
me writing rap lyrics
should be an actual crime
I hate myself at times like this, but, I'm clicking Submit Reply and that's that.