Umm, it sounds pretty damned close to the original. What's wrong with it, other than they're not really being very creative with the performance?
Also, it does take almost two minutes to kick in, which scares me in terms of it sticking around. But at least it DOES kick in, which is why Your Jew Room never would have worked in this setting.
It looks like there's some pretty specific visual accompaniment, so maybe they are going to give it a go for a while. I will say that if you're going to put "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" up on the screen, they really should finish by driving that "DREAM OUT LOUD" message home, which should be the band's motto, especially on this tour.
Here's a little blast from the blast, and I honestly don't even remember writing it. A nice mix of Lance's Mom vulgarity and badminton:
COCKROPA
(what cock do you want?)
(what cock do you want?)
Cockropa...vorswing durch cocknik
Cockropa...beat all teams you can beat
Hit a winner
Lead's gettin' slimmer
Cockropa...a bluer kind of sport
Cockropa...it could be on the court
We're young and green
And steroid-clean
Cockropa...player by design
Cockropa...pry the friendly thighs
Through new racquet science
We've got that swing of confidence
And I have no towel
And I have no jock
And I have no reasons
No reasons to get cock
And I have no ranking
And I don't know who's hot
And I don't know the limit
The limit of what we've shot
Don't worry birdie, it'll be all set
You got the right moves
To get you to the net
It's cold outside, court brightly lit
Skip the forehand
Let's go to the overhead
Get your staff out of the clay baby
Put shuttles in the clay baby
Overhead
No particular placement
No particular swing
I've been chafing
What am I chafing from?
Don't worry birdie, it's gonna be all set
Uncertainty can be a going threat
I hear voices, referee's voices
Out of the boundaries
Let's go, let's go overhead
Take your staff out of the clay baby
She's gonna serve up
The world she wants to live in
She's gonna serve out loud
She's gonna serve out loud