mad1
ONE love, blood, life
Ok, so we may ?ave ?ad this ages ago, but sure I missed it??..and new pple might wanna joggle their boggles down here anyway????.about disaster dating, right Johnny??????
Here are my dates:
1 ? I used to go skating??.a lot?..then one night (Bono-vox should know Dundonald
) ? back in 1990 or something - they had a Christian night, and I met this REALLY GORGEOUS Corey Haim look-a-like, and we decided to meet up again??..and did so couple of weeks later??????now he was a Christian???so, where did he take me for a date? To a Mannifest at the Ulster Hall!!!!!!! I think I was a wee bit unsure about it, cause Im not a Christian and actually did feel uncomfortable half-way through, but he kept encouraging me to stay??????..
Around 2 weeks later he cycled down to meet me at the train station??..and came back to mine, within those 5 mins he handed me a bible and said ? Look sorry, but though its really hard for me to explain, but I cant go out with you cause you?re not a Christian???.? The front page of the Bible was a note about why I should read it, etc???.he then spilt coffee on his white top which I tried to get off before leaving????it was very embarrassing moment, for me anyway????(and no Im NOT putting Christians down cause Im NOT one) ? but I was young and just found the whole thing confusing and awful while I was really attracted to him??.
2 ? This big arse was standing with this mate chatting, and while I was passing he said ?Excuse me, but can I ask you a question?? He was from the mainland. This of course led to arrangement of a date (regrettably), and he met me after work??..which I got locked into one of the buildings but that?s another story u DON?T wanna hear!?????- anyway this guy was an ex-uniform???..so that made him so full-off-himself?????..and after when we were walking round town after closing time, he started bragging and being a bit loud, etc????and the worst moment was when he pulled up his shirt to show off his tanned toned 6-pack from working out, and actually walking around holding it up saying ?Doesn?t it look great? Look, I work out! What do ya think??, also for a full five mins in front of pple???while I walk with him holding my head in my hands thinking ?WTF? Will someone tackle this arse? PLEASE??
Then we go to Macdonalds and sit upstairs, and this woman with her two children are sitting at next table and WHAT does he come out with ? ? Let me look into your eyes??you have beautiful eyes?..let me look into them? , and while he sits and stares I feel like a nude gum-gum with this arse starin at me, and the woman next to me looking over, catchin my eyes and slightly laughin into herself, no doubt, or perhaps feelin sorry for me, while I was so embarrassed????so thankfully he buggered off to somewhere else shortly after we met????..I certainly wasn?t worried!!!!!!!
3 ? a fixed date by a school pal, went round to his house up to his room, messed with taxi traffic control beeper ?who am I speakin to ? oh ur speakin to Big Sadie from Donald?s taxis? walkie-talkie shit???that was all we did, it was a good laugh though and he did leave me with something, a nice copy of a Roxette tape???.came home, next day she begged to know if we kissed, we hadn?t.
4 ? One ?d*ck? called Richard who was as weird as the twilight zone with a multi-coloured rainbow and question marks on its horizon ? he carried something round with him which I cant tell u about ? but it really freaked me when he (and he even pulled it out under his coat one time ? I feckin told him to put it away) ? I hope some of u clue on what Im talking about??..something u handle?????.no not talking about his wee pal Charlie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He was driving at the time and parked in this isolated place??..and trying to be the hunk, after we walked up these steps, attempted to carry me down them again?.I felt a right pr*ck?..even though we were alone
Needless to say I feckin never bothered with him again
(might I add by now a lot of u will tink I pull right plonkers and creeps ? you would be right)
sorry I tink that?s it for now????..
*sigh*
Here are my dates:
1 ? I used to go skating??.a lot?..then one night (Bono-vox should know Dundonald
Around 2 weeks later he cycled down to meet me at the train station??..and came back to mine, within those 5 mins he handed me a bible and said ? Look sorry, but though its really hard for me to explain, but I cant go out with you cause you?re not a Christian???.? The front page of the Bible was a note about why I should read it, etc???.he then spilt coffee on his white top which I tried to get off before leaving????it was very embarrassing moment, for me anyway????(and no Im NOT putting Christians down cause Im NOT one) ? but I was young and just found the whole thing confusing and awful while I was really attracted to him??.
2 ? This big arse was standing with this mate chatting, and while I was passing he said ?Excuse me, but can I ask you a question?? He was from the mainland. This of course led to arrangement of a date (regrettably), and he met me after work??..which I got locked into one of the buildings but that?s another story u DON?T wanna hear!?????- anyway this guy was an ex-uniform???..so that made him so full-off-himself?????..and after when we were walking round town after closing time, he started bragging and being a bit loud, etc????and the worst moment was when he pulled up his shirt to show off his tanned toned 6-pack from working out, and actually walking around holding it up saying ?Doesn?t it look great? Look, I work out! What do ya think??, also for a full five mins in front of pple???while I walk with him holding my head in my hands thinking ?WTF? Will someone tackle this arse? PLEASE??
Then we go to Macdonalds and sit upstairs, and this woman with her two children are sitting at next table and WHAT does he come out with ? ? Let me look into your eyes??you have beautiful eyes?..let me look into them? , and while he sits and stares I feel like a nude gum-gum with this arse starin at me, and the woman next to me looking over, catchin my eyes and slightly laughin into herself, no doubt, or perhaps feelin sorry for me, while I was so embarrassed????so thankfully he buggered off to somewhere else shortly after we met????..I certainly wasn?t worried!!!!!!!
3 ? a fixed date by a school pal, went round to his house up to his room, messed with taxi traffic control beeper ?who am I speakin to ? oh ur speakin to Big Sadie from Donald?s taxis? walkie-talkie shit???that was all we did, it was a good laugh though and he did leave me with something, a nice copy of a Roxette tape???.came home, next day she begged to know if we kissed, we hadn?t.
4 ? One ?d*ck? called Richard who was as weird as the twilight zone with a multi-coloured rainbow and question marks on its horizon ? he carried something round with him which I cant tell u about ? but it really freaked me when he (and he even pulled it out under his coat one time ? I feckin told him to put it away) ? I hope some of u clue on what Im talking about??..something u handle?????.no not talking about his wee pal Charlie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He was driving at the time and parked in this isolated place??..and trying to be the hunk, after we walked up these steps, attempted to carry me down them again?.I felt a right pr*ck?..even though we were alone
Needless to say I feckin never bothered with him again
(might I add by now a lot of u will tink I pull right plonkers and creeps ? you would be right)
sorry I tink that?s it for now????..
*sigh*