- I once fell asleep in a stranger's house in the foothills after a trying morning of chasing butterflies in the summer heat. It was around noon and I was lying there by the window feeling happy, sleepy, and a little horny. I woke up at a public pool with a view of the mountains I had never seen before. Everyone at the pool was camouflaged; they were able to quickly change the color of their skin like a chameleon, and I was only able to catch glimpses of movement here and there. I caught snippets of conversation and laughter, but not enough to know what was being communicated. I was calling to them, but no one answered. I was becoming frustrated and thought that if I hurt one of them they would have to show themselves, but then I might just make them mad and would then be attacked by all those unseen people around me, which would defeat the whole purpose because they would be attacking me without knowing anything about me.. without knowing that I'm actually a kind person and really just wanted to find a friend to chase butterflies with.
- I saw Depeche Mode last night and they were amazing. I especially liked Waiting for the Night.
- Andrew fletcher was interesting. He would stand there by his keyboards and play them every once in a while. He looked a bit bored and spent a lot of time staring out at the audience. He didn't move to the music a whole lot. He would often make hand motions in response to Dave or Martin's singing. Sometimes he would raise his hands like he wanted the audience to do it, but nobody did anything. And then Dave would raise his hands and everybody did it.
- I've decided that Dave is a sex machine.
- The female orgasmatron is a sex machine.
- I've decided that Dave and the female orgasmatron should get together.
- Millions of geckos are gathered around porch lights right now and nobody is there to see them.
- The mario brothers are on a backpacking trip in the desert several miles from my apartment right now. They have grown beards. If a snake finds them while they're sleeping, it won't eat them because snakes cannot digest pixels.
- I have conducted several experiments to see if snakes can be raised on a diet of pixels.
- Sometimes I am really uptight and take things too seriously, but I am so quiet that people don't usually even know when it happens.
- My dreams have an integrity that is a big part of me but that I can never reproduce in my waking hours. Nobody will ever know that part of me.
- Nothing I've said in this post is anything at all like me.
- It's 3:00 am and I am going to sleep.