My Ode To Bono

[Gina Marie]

PLS I hope no one takes offense-I know its such a horrible time for him-but I'm just tryin to cheer myself up-and I hope you guys too!

My Ode To Bono

Oh Bono, I know you hate to be called Paul
The sight of you in leather pants drives me up the wall
That jet black hair, those gorgeous eyes of blue
Sing to me darling, and I'll know just what to do
I know you want to "drop the debt", that is your number one cause
But I'm so distracted by your sexy looks that my brain is on permanent pause
Please grow your hair out like it was in "Joshua Tree"
The thought of running my fingers through it gives me fits of glee
You're elequent and intelligent, that I know for sure
But most of my thoughts about you truly are impure
A more luscious Irishman I simply cannot find
Oh how I love to gaze at your behind
So Bono, would you mind if I gave you a lil' kiss and hug?
That would do for now,'til I can get you on a bearskin rug!

 

[browneyedgirl]

lol....that's a good one

I don't think anyone will take offense....death is a part of life...we still must laugh!!!

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I'm just a singer,some say a sinner.Rolling the dice,not always a winner.
You say I've been lucky,well hell I've made my own.
Not part of the crowd,but not feeling alone.

----Two Shots of Happy One Shot of Sad-----

 

[Gina Marie]

Thanks so much-I agree 100%-laughing is the only thing that gets me through every day! glad you liked it!

 

[Mrs. Edge]

These are REALLY excellent!!! Why can't I think up stuff like this??? I just wouldn't have the patience....

 

[Gina Marie]

aw-come on Jess-those stories of yours require a lot more-lets just say I was "inspired" yest. and last night!(oops-that doesn't sound right!) Like I said-too much caffeine, too little sleep, and too much of somethin' else and LEBA on the brain!