People, people, people...
How can you sit there and be sooo suprised that there is a new rumor as each day passes by? You are GUARANTEED a new rumor, whether it makes sense or not, by coming to interference.com. That's what it's there for! You think dull and boring rumors like "May" and "September" are headline stories? Pfft...wait till you hear the upcoming rumors that are being sent out to many "reliable" sources as we speak! Here's a taste. (I heard this from Edge's babysiter's fiance that heard it from a bully from the 6th grade.)
-The "snag" we have been hearing about is simply this and nothing more; Bono is pushing to have a double album that features duets of the very same songs on the first CD! Some of the rumored artists include: Bjork, John Flansburgh, Michael Jackson, Nelly, and Elvis' corpse. (Furthermore, it is rumored that Elvis isn't actually dead. Stay tuned for that!)
- Did you hear that Bono is in works with president Bush to annex Africa? That's right! And if he won't do it, Bono is set to support Dean to office, assuming Dean will pretend he doesn't know him, as requested by the band.
- Have you ever heard rock music from Venus? Well, it would sound similar to a faint scramble fighting to find airwaves amongst the bone melting heat that would be smeltering the immediate surroundings around you at about 477 degrees celsius. And you wonder why the band is delaying the album!
- A "super-ultra-mega-stupid fresh-reliable source" told me last night in my sleep that the album is, in fact, already available. If the secret word is uddered to several CD salesmen working at checkouts around the nation, it is said that from under the counter will pop out a CD entitled "Solar: Self Titled and wide open". This is not confirmed as of yet.
As you can see, there are many rumors yet to come...also, I bet you can't wait to hear how The Edge REALLY lost his hair!