MLB 2010 - The First

[the tourist]

I was gonna post this weeks ago. The "Figgy bats second" experiment will end by mid-May. Book it.

No. It won't. Book it.

 

[Hewson]

 

[lazarus]

I was gonna post this weeks ago. The "Figgy bats second" experiment will end by mid-May. Book it.

I wonder if the "B. Wood bats" experiment will end sooner.

 

[mrakbaseball]

Just think what the Phillies would be like if you subbed out Moyer for Lee....

Cliff Lee will be making his Mariner debut Friday at home versus Texas.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

cliff lee's alive?

i thought he and carlos beltran died in a firey one car crash on the jersey turnpike.

 

[Hewson]

No, they were just caught together in a rest area bathroom on the Jersey Turnpike and had to go away for a little while.

 

[DRay9911]

niese (0-1, 3.68) vs kendrick (0-0, 7.71)

meh

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

You know Darren, if you would have told me 25 years ago that some day I'd be standing here and Paul Konerko would be leading the majors in home runs at the end of April, I would've said you're crazy. Now let's push this giant ball of oil out the window.

 

[PhilsFan]

niese (0-1, 3.68) vs kendrick (0-0, 7.71)

meh

Kendrick kind of blows.

 

[Imperor]

You know what's great? Holding a lead in all but two games and still being 10-12. Love that shit.

 

[DRay9911]

a little off-topic:

headache, is this your place:

A Townhouse in the Sky

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

yes. i bought it with the funds i made collecting old beer cans.

 

[speedracer]

You know what's great? Holding a lead in all but two games and still being 10-12. Love that shit.

No, you cannot has bullpen.

 

[DRay9911]

fucking konerko

:edited to add: i see your konerko and raise you one derek jeter!

 

[DRay9911]

some serious bitch slapping going on in the illadelph

 

[DRay9911]

- D. Jeter tripled to right, F. Cervelli and B. Gardner scored

 

[the tourist]

Impy vs. Tourist. Round 2.

 

[Imperor]

More like Round 2.0-0. This is ridiculous.

Edit: Shit.

 

[the tourist]

Wow. Well those are some fucking pathetic offenses.

 

[Imperor]

My "shit" reaction was in the bottom of the tenth, so it was a bit premature. But as far as the offenses go, running into Cliff Lee and a remarkably spry Colbyashi certainly didn't help. Still, weathering the Lee storm and pulling out a ridiculous W makes me happy, especially considering the fact that it knotted the entire division in the loss column.

 

[lazarus]

Guess who's back at the bottom of the order?

0-4, 3 men stranded, 2 K.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

 

[DRay9911]

vazquez is a disaster

 

[PhilsFan]

Now our offense wakes up. When Halladay's pitching. Great.

 

[DRay9911]

well - there goes the scoreless streak

 

[kramwest1]

I want a Manship jersey just cuz it's kinda funny.

 

[lazarus]

Nice to see Bob Howry fucking up games for a team other than the Cubs. Even better when the beneficiaries are the Cubs.

 

[bono_212]

Nice to see Bob Howry fucking up games for a team other than the Cubs. Even better when the beneficiaries are the Cubs.

That's what I'm talking about.

 

[Brandon Wood]

Me = 2 for 3 with an RBI, but, more importantly, I moved that many more reps toward breaking out.

 

[lazarus]

Sun even shines on a dog's ass once in a while.