MERGED: The Octagon Bar: Under Not-So-New Management At All, Really

[DaveC]

I'm a 29 waist.

 

[Merc]

**Walks into the bar**



**Looks at the couch, the juke box, the bar desk and then back at the couch**

Yeah... ... the couch... I could use that right now...

**Walks over to the couch, sits down and puts feet up on couch, hugging the blanket and looking at the fire**

Actually... ...I could use a hot chocolate right now...

**Turns and looks over at the bar**

Could anyone make me a hot chocolate... please..?

 

[DaveC]

comin' up.

*pours a mug of hot chocolate with marshmallows*

 

[Merc]

comin' up.

*pours a mug of hot chocolate with marshmallows*

Thanks...! Just what I needed...

So...

**Takes a drink of the chocolate and realises it's really hot! **

... you've taken over Tim's job...?

 

[DaveC]

yes, i've supplanted him in a bloodless coup.

 

[Merc]

**Finishes her cup of chocolate**

**Takes out pen and paper and writes a note to Tim**


Hello Handsome,
I saw you left just as I came in -

Hope you're enjoying your day!

I'll talk to you tomorrow...

Hugs,
Dorthe
- x -

PS: Don't forget to check our disco-thingy...


**Leaves note on the couch**

So... I just hope he sees it...

G'night everyone!

**Walks out of the bar**

 

[DaveC]

Bye Merc!

 

[u2bonogirl]

*walks back in humming the tune to crazy love, carrying her acoustic guitar and eyeballing the liquor selection.*
Ive been working on my guitar in a new little studio ive made for myself in my neighbors garage
it rocks.
well kinda
as soon as i went over there to play in peace people were knocking to come in and listen
i locked the door and shut the blinds

 

[DaveC]

hey you!

whatcha want? first round is on me.

 

[u2bonogirl]

*thinks about what she wants*

how about my old standby. a long island iced tea
booze me up baby

 

[DaveC]

comin up

*mixes 1 shot vodka, 1 shot tequila, 1 shot rum, 1 shot gin, 1 shot triple sec, 1 and a half shots sour mix into cocktail mixer*

*shakes up mixer, juggles it, tosses it* (think tom cruise in cocktail)

*pours into a highball filled with ice*

*tops up with Coke*

enjoy, pretty lady.

 

[u2bonogirl]

*drinks her iced tea....then falls on the floor, writhing....*
ahhhhhhhh!
Ive just SINNED
Ive just lost it
miracle drug............
cant stop. it feels too good

 

[DaveC]

that sounds too much like something else...

 

[u2bonogirl]

feels like Im on a bender
ive gotta stop NOW
*slows down the writhing and lays still on the floor*
if somebody can find a doctor that resembles bono in any way i would really appreciate it.....

 

[DaveC]

well i'm sure i can manage mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, if you need it.

 

[u2bonogirl]

I popped over to pleba to have my little freakout and now Im better.
breathing normally almost
I think i need to go off into my own land for a minute

 

[DaveC]

lemme know when you're all good, k?

 

[u2bonogirl]

Im getting there. i dont think i will be 100% for a while

it feels like ive never been touched my whole life and all of a sudden a wave just came crashing over me

 

[DaveC]

 

[u2bonogirl]

and now i just want to drown in it

 

[DaveC]

 

[starsforu2]

Hey Dave,
Can I ask a question? Why does it seem as if you are trying to be me? You've attempted to push me out of the way as if you've been here since this series of threads have begun. Why not find your own niche instead of pushing into someone elses?
Your power play is starting to bug me. I invited you in to help out and you've aggressively asserted yourself into the situation. Are you jealous of the repoir I have with Tara, or Merc, Digsy, Tania or Chrissi?
There are other ways to befriend them without being me on this site. Just a question and a few observations.

 

[DaveC]

what the hell?

since when have i "tried to be you"?

you can do whatever the hell you like, as far as i'm concerned. i think i'm entitled to that right as well.

am i not allowed to be in here for some reason?

 

[u2bonogirl]

*sneaks out* bye.
going to pleba before the storm starts

 

[DaveC]

bye tara

oh, trust me, i'm ready to give'r if the situation calls for it.

 

[Bonochick]

starsforu2, if you have a problem with DaveC, it's best to work it out privately via email or another means besides getting into it in public.

 

[DaveC]

This has been taken to PM.

Continue with the drinking while Tim and I go into the back office for a chat.

 

[Bonochick]

Is this a classy place...or can we break out a beer bong?

 

[DaveC]

beer bong!

 

[Bonochick]