MERGED--> I hate being................ + Singletons Only!!

[MissVelvetDress_75]

Maybe we should have a Singles Bar dance party!!!



*does the moonwalk across the forum and ends with a smashing version of the shopping cart*

joins MK with my own version of the watersprinkler

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

rate this thread 5 stars like i did!

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

i am dancing on the floor by myself. *raises wine glass*

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

I'm here. Just had to go get another drink.

*does a cartwheel*

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

yay! but i found my boy to dance with.

*licks*

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

i think we need to listen Nelly's "its getting hot in herre"

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

*restrains from getting mad and takes another drink*

*nope i will not allow certain people to piss me off*

 

[Stories for Boys]

awww laura you will forever be innocent in my eyes despite the tattoo and god knows what else you have done.


*slides a cold mikes hard lemonade over to you*

*takes a sip*

what a great way to spend an evening...

*busts a move on the dance floor, disco style*



*makes fool of self*

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

oh yeah busting moves with my gals.

 

[adamswildhoney]

i think we need to listen Nelly's "its getting hot in herre"

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

It IS getting hot in herre!

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

*adds post to make it an even 100* take that you couples

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

Wooooooooooooo hooooooooooooooo!

*grabs a Labatts Blue*

Way to go singletons!

 

[Stories for Boys]

so...does he really not know how to spell "here"??

*finishes off 3rd hard lemonade*
*grabs a fosters*

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

I don't think so.

I am proud to say, however, that he is from St. Louis.



*grabs a Bud Light*

 

[Stories for Boys]

weeeeeeell...he ISSSSSSS not cool...*waddles around like a duck*

*grabs another fosters*

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

*does the hokey pokey*

*hands the duck a drink*

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

lmfao waddleing?

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

Yes.

*is still doing the hokey pokey....alone....*

WOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

* you put your left leg in you put your left leg out you put your left leg in and you shake it all about...you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT!*

 

[cell]

*grabs a beer, drinks, slams the can down*

MORE!!!

*does the hokey pokey with MK and velvetdress*

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

*walks in

Hmmmm.... uhmmmmm...

*looks around

*walks out

 

[Cleasai]

I just realized something. A lil over 2 hours ago was the one-year anniversary of me getting my ass dumped on my birthday. To makes matters even worse, she already had another guy ready and waiting. *searches around the bar for a bottle of Boru (Irish Vodka)*

 

[daisybean]

Trevor, that is horrible Getting dumped on your birthday and I thought it was bad getting the third person dump...where the guy is too lame to say anything, so he gets your friend to tell you, in which she is not actually your friend, because she was screwing around with him, hence the reason he dumped you.

 

[Cleasai]

yeeouch that is pretty harsh. I think you have it worse though *passes you the bottle* Better yet, maybe we should use the bottle to hit the broad over the head with? What-do-ya say? :evilgrin:

 

[daisybean]

naw....Karma got her in the end.... two years later her boyfriend dumped her for her then best friend.

Needless to say I got some sick joy out of that. Does that make me a bad person?

 

[Cleasai]

Not at all! Like you said... Karma

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

how about being dumped via e-mail by the guy you thought you were going to marry!!!!!

yeah that was a joyful e-mail. coward!

 

[cell]

my exhusband dumped me for a girl he met on the internet. she dumped his ass later. then he tried crawling back to me. i didnt take him back. karma, baby! karma! *drinks more beer*