Angela Harlem
Jesus Online
The Surrealist Compliment Generator
Your Hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans.
Madam, what a handsome moustashe you wear!
Your soul contains all that is found in insects, pigs and vermin.
Though I may never see you again, I wish you the warmest clam chowder, the finest of embalmings, and the best in stainless steel cadaver pans that money can buy.
Your nasal hair speaks volumes concerning the Isle of Wright.
Oh how my pathological scar desires to read poems through the ruddied girth of your soul!
~~Maybe this is more IO material....
Your Hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans.
Madam, what a handsome moustashe you wear!
Your soul contains all that is found in insects, pigs and vermin.
Though I may never see you again, I wish you the warmest clam chowder, the finest of embalmings, and the best in stainless steel cadaver pans that money can buy.
Your nasal hair speaks volumes concerning the Isle of Wright.
Oh how my pathological scar desires to read poems through the ruddied girth of your soul!
~~Maybe this is more IO material....