Lube Me Up

[cujo]

Good point ABEL.

One of the many side-effects of the oldest profession.



Sheesh, all this one-eye winking and I'm going to require a monocle... where's Rich Uncle Pennybags when you need him eh?

 

[ABEL]

 

[notiti]

You gave him Herpes too. He's at the free clinic getin a 'scrip.

 

[ABEL]

maybe someone needs to put this thread out of its misery

 

[cujo]

You gave him Herpes too. He's at the free clinic getin a 'scrip.

No get out of jail free card for that bastard... nope, he's gonna have to pay up for frequenting the Board Walk without paying. I don't blame him... but that's the consequence of pursuing the Community Chest

 

[notiti]

I'm telling you - Valtrex will solve the problem - or at least supress it.
Cujo may have genital herpes but he doesn't let it get him down.

Who are you to say that the quality of his life (and this threads) is declining?

 

[cujo]

Who are you to say that the quality of his life (and this threads) is declining?

It's ok ABEL... one day, maybe my abilities will return to normal. I just need some mental stimulation... maybe a visit to the doctor, and a good prescription.

Bob Dole's Psychadelic Prostate

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

we still haven't addressed the syphillus though. What'll take care of that? Penecillan? or is that gonnorrhea....

 

[cujo]

Chlamydia.

The vengeful wench.

Threads about STD's

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

 

[u2popmofo]

I blame hookers for all of my life problems.

 

[cujo]

Don't blame yourself mofo.

 

[notiti]

I blame crack. All my problems would go away if I could just get off the crack. In cujo's case it's the crack whores though...

 

[u2popmofo]

So I'm Cujo's problem then?

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

either that or the ooompa loompa's are to blame.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

you're all a bunch of dirty whores








and that's why i love you all so

 

[u2popmofo]

you're all a bunch of dirty whores

I learned it from watching you

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

I think you would do just a much better job if you had learned from me I think you learned from cujo or chizip.

 

[cujo]

Old French Whore

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

your mom

 

[cujo]

How rude.

Lose the 'tude
and bring on the lube!

 

[ABEL]

 

[cujo]

Oh ABEL.

What are we gonna do with you?

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

give her some lube?

 

[ABEL]

 

[Edgeman]

Old French Whore

Classic SNL!

 

[cujo]

You freely offer your wife ILLM?

Most curious.

 

[cujo]

A poem perhaps for ABEL?
Will you bring the lube to my stable?
We have free cable...

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

I'm a swinger baby, yah!

 

[Edgeman]

Free cable.....nice!

Take the offer ABEL!