wertsie
Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid
I came across this on @U2's "Answer Guy" column, so I thought I'd share. Very witty as usual!
Karla writes:
I heard a rumor that Larry is engaged to his longtime girlfriend, Ann. Is this true?
Dear Karla:
Larry has been hesitant to make an honest woman of Ann because he would then have to share his secret fountain-of-youth elixir with her, causing him to run out sooner. He might show up at the next appearance looking, gasp!, 24 or so. You think he frowns and winces now, wait until he runs out of his forever young juice.
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"We're one, but we're not the same..."
http://U2Baby.com
Karla writes:
I heard a rumor that Larry is engaged to his longtime girlfriend, Ann. Is this true?
Dear Karla:
Larry has been hesitant to make an honest woman of Ann because he would then have to share his secret fountain-of-youth elixir with her, causing him to run out sooner. He might show up at the next appearance looking, gasp!, 24 or so. You think he frowns and winces now, wait until he runs out of his forever young juice.
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"We're one, but we're not the same..."
http://U2Baby.com