Zoomerang96
ONE love, blood, life
if you've posted here in the past 4 years, chances are i've got a file on you.
and not one of those small ones, the kind you can easily slip into a cabinet.
what we're talking about here is an entire room, dedicated to each member, its walls covered from top to bottom in pictures, information, and various other items i've deemed most important in profiling said poster.
true, my house is quite big. as a result of my new job i've been able to afford pretty much everything i could ever want. that's what happens when you're good looking - things fall into place. now i know what you're thinking, 'how can i be as rich, handsome and successful as deathbear?' it's only fair, if i wasn't me and just about everyone else, i'd ask the same thing.
but instead of giving a direct answer, i'll give a short comparison to put things in perspective. is it appropriate and meaningful to sit around all day and dream about winning the lottery ticket that'll never lay in your hands? of course not.
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chapter two: pictures, pictures, pictures...
so as i was saying, my house, the rooms, the cabinets, the walls - everything.
yes, that's right. they're all dedicated to you.
in one room, i've got kieran's mug supersexualized hanging across the ceiling. while most people would consider a picture of such grand proportions to be downright weird (in this case, it registers at 500 x 500), i take comfort in staring at his mug. on cold lonely nights, i run my hands through his hair, dreaming of previous lost loves.
in another room, i've screaming flower. oh yes. you probably didn't expect this now DID YOU? HA. HA. oh yes, it's true. i've got a file on you.
and what about basstrap, yertle, duffman, calluna, and just about everyone else that believes they're independant from i, you're very own caisenma?
room after room after room...littered with close up photographs, taken of course without their approval or consent. and for good reason. there's a reason why bathrooms have doors with locks on them.
in closing, i'd just like to thank you all for being so magical. special. DELIGHTFUL.
and so, said the bee, let's make like an elephant and BUZZ COLA outta here.
and not one of those small ones, the kind you can easily slip into a cabinet.
what we're talking about here is an entire room, dedicated to each member, its walls covered from top to bottom in pictures, information, and various other items i've deemed most important in profiling said poster.
true, my house is quite big. as a result of my new job i've been able to afford pretty much everything i could ever want. that's what happens when you're good looking - things fall into place. now i know what you're thinking, 'how can i be as rich, handsome and successful as deathbear?' it's only fair, if i wasn't me and just about everyone else, i'd ask the same thing.
but instead of giving a direct answer, i'll give a short comparison to put things in perspective. is it appropriate and meaningful to sit around all day and dream about winning the lottery ticket that'll never lay in your hands? of course not.
----
chapter two: pictures, pictures, pictures...
so as i was saying, my house, the rooms, the cabinets, the walls - everything.
yes, that's right. they're all dedicated to you.
in one room, i've got kieran's mug supersexualized hanging across the ceiling. while most people would consider a picture of such grand proportions to be downright weird (in this case, it registers at 500 x 500), i take comfort in staring at his mug. on cold lonely nights, i run my hands through his hair, dreaming of previous lost loves.
in another room, i've screaming flower. oh yes. you probably didn't expect this now DID YOU? HA. HA. oh yes, it's true. i've got a file on you.
and what about basstrap, yertle, duffman, calluna, and just about everyone else that believes they're independant from i, you're very own caisenma?
room after room after room...littered with close up photographs, taken of course without their approval or consent. and for good reason. there's a reason why bathrooms have doors with locks on them.
in closing, i'd just like to thank you all for being so magical. special. DELIGHTFUL.
and so, said the bee, let's make like an elephant and BUZZ COLA outta here.
