i have, in the past month, found, on two separate occasions, thongs here at work. the first one was in the gym... i was dragging my ball rack (hehe... ball rack) from one court to another and noticed the wheel was stuck on something. i look down, and what did i see?
thong th-thon-thon-thong
ok, strange enough. cheerleaders were practicing, i guess one of them was thongless. whatever. moving on.
now yesterday, i'm walking out to my car in the parking lot and in the space next to my car what do i see?
thong-th-thon-thon-thong.
two thongs within a 2 1/2 week period. perhaps someone's trying to send me a message. my coworker thinks that the fat librarian is leaving them for me 'cause she wants my shit. i disagree... they were thongs, not parachutes. another theory is that there's a slutty hansel and grettle in some gingerbread house, and they didn't have any breadcrumbs so they left thongs. that one's not winning much support, either.
so the mystery of the discovered thongs continues...
thong th-thon-thon-thong
ok, strange enough. cheerleaders were practicing, i guess one of them was thongless. whatever. moving on.
now yesterday, i'm walking out to my car in the parking lot and in the space next to my car what do i see?
thong-th-thon-thon-thong.
two thongs within a 2 1/2 week period. perhaps someone's trying to send me a message. my coworker thinks that the fat librarian is leaving them for me 'cause she wants my shit. i disagree... they were thongs, not parachutes. another theory is that there's a slutty hansel and grettle in some gingerbread house, and they didn't have any breadcrumbs so they left thongs. that one's not winning much support, either.
so the mystery of the discovered thongs continues...