Originally posted by z edge:
I wuz rapin' t'Adam de oda' day and........ I dink he wuz ho'ny cuz' he kep' rapin' about honky chicks. And we all know whut some playboy he is, but he kep' ax'in' me about da damn honky chicks uh interference, and he said he wants'ed me t'hook him down. So's I said "are ya' sho' man, dude?", and he goes "yeah, hook me down wid dose chics fum dat PLEBA fo'um"! Preach it loud, bruddah! So's I start menshunin' dojiggers t'him startin' wid "how about Bonochick?", t'which he goes "no, ah' couldn't deal wid some goat dat gots Bono in ha' dojigger"! Right on!
So's I go t'Sicilian Goddess, and his reply be "well, she sounds likes fum ha' dojigger dat she gots a messiah complex, and recon' me ah' am around dat enough as it be wid de band and all! Right on!" And still, he visits SICY's website and goes "damn, fine hot gal but whut de hell be up wid dat car???" And out uh de blue, he blurts out; "Hook me down wid dat PoP who'e", t'which ah' say ok. Ya' know? Den he sees ha' full dojigger and goes "damn, anoda' one wid Remus's dojigger "! Right on! So's whut am ah' supposed t'do fo' poo' Adam. WORD! Help me out ladies