It's officialy my stalker...

[Headache in a Suitcase]

If she starts quoting A Man and A Woman, then you can tell her that the song is about an incestious relationship between Bono and his little sister.

nice

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

If she starts quoting A Man and A Woman, then you can tell her that the song is about an incestious relationship between Bono and his little sister.

nice!

 

[trish0860]

You could also try not bathing, wearing deodorant or brushing your teeth, and wear the same clothes for a week or so. Maybe she'll be so grossed out she'll stop buggin ya.

Of course if she's only stalking you with IM's, that won't work.





Honey.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Honey.

 

[MrBrau1]

Is she hot?

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

she's got a good body with a fromafar face... it looks good from a far

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

on top of honey, she also likes to call me cutie, sexy, and of course baby.

she's one step away from shmoopie

 

[starsgoblue]

 

[Chizip]

she's got a good body with a fromafar face... it looks good from a far

ah, a 50 footer

looks good from 50 feet, but the the closer you get the worse it gets

you gotta be careful with the 50 footers when you are drunk, all of a sudden they are looking good from close distance, could lead to trouble...

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

ah, a 50 footer

looks good from 50 feet, but the the closer you get the worse it gets

you gotta be careful with the 50 footers when you are drunk, all of a sudden they are looking good from close distance, could lead to trouble...

that's normaly the case.

to alcohol... the cause and solution to all of life's problems.
-homer jay simpson

 

[sallycinnamon78]

Poor Headache - you have my sympathy.

Honey.

(I had a stalker once - he was called Adolf. Anyone else had scary followers?)

 

[Needle_Chill]

Are you actually getting creeped out by this, or actually genuinely concerned, or is she just a totally annoying chick you just can't get away from?

This reminds me of Wayne's World...

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

or is she just a totally annoying chick you just can't get away from?

This reminds me of Wayne's World...

ding ding ding

 

[starsgoblue]

(wheels out a gun rack)


It's for you!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

my stalker text messaged me again... telling she was "stuck in a moment" re: that she still likes me.

i then told her that song was about a guy who hung himself... she shut up.

 

[JessicaAnn]

my stalker text messaged me again... telling she was "stuck in a moment" re: that she still likes me.

She doesn't know how to take a hint, does she?

But on the other hand, I am glad she is stalking you because her antics amuse me.

 

[daygloeyes2]

My ex was stalking me last week.

 

[easytiger]

I wonder if Mmm... Free Goo is Headache's stalker

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

I wonder if Mmm... Free Goo is Headache's stalker

 

[EPandAmerica]

i then told her that song was about a guy who hung himself... she shut up.

I agree this is very amusing. As much as I hate stalkers , I hope she keeps sending you messages.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

she hath returned... and she's going to the u2 concert at the garden on monday

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

Has she started calling you shmoopie yet??

 

[cell]

amusing...

 

[smurf_sista]

she keeps quoting the wrong songs hey?

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Has she started calling you shmoopie yet??

 

[Cassis]

hi heady!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

 

[Cassis]

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

 

[Cassis]

elevate me, schmoopi !!!!111