sample of teenage conversation heard in the counseling office lobby of my son's high school yesterday...and this was not a whispered conversation. No, it was loud and clear for all in the vicinity to hear
girl: Dude, like, I can't fucking believe this, someone stole my cell phone. I'm like, so fucking pissed...like who would, like want MY cell phone?
guy: Dude, that's bullshit..what color was it?
girl: Silver...like, what the fuck? I can't live without my cell phone. And you know what's so weird? They like, only took my phone and MY BOYFRIENDS PICTURE! How fucked up is that?
guy: Fuck dude, that's really lame...I'd be pissed.
girl: I like called my mom and said "OH MY GOD, SOMEONE STOLE MY FUCKING PHONE MOM!" and she said "like, calm down, its just a phone" and I said "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, ITS LIKE MY FUCKING LIFE DUDE!"
guy: Fuck, that blows