its official. someone cheer me up. now. please.

[cell]

someone get me out of my funk and make me smile.

 

[Gickies Gageeze]

you mean a lot, probably much more than you realize, to many, many people. they all care about you, even when you don't think they do.

 

[Bonochick]

I could do a song and dance routine.

 

[Lilly]

today i went to go to class.


i fell on my ass


i skipped that class.


i'd like to say i fished for bass.


but instead i napped like a lass.


please. laugh at me.

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

icelle

 

[Cajun]

*streaks through the thread and then dances to Warrant for you*

 

[Bonochick]

I'm Wearin' My Favorite Shoes And Headband!

 

[Lilly]

i like the purple belt.

 

[ABEL]

icelle

how 'bout some funny pics of me? I took them just now for you!


Well, maybe they're not so funny?

 

[Bonochick]

I like how my calves are bigger than my thighs.

Wait...no I don't!

 

[Bonochick]

ABEL, can I be your roommate?

 

[cell]

i want all of you to be my roommates

 

[Bonochick]

Flood Control Sucks My Left Buttcheek Hard

Okay...but I can't sleep on top bunk because I fall out of bed sometimes.

 

[ABEL]

yes BC, you can be my roommate!

I want everyone to be my roommate too

 

[cell]

thats ok, i like the top bunkbed

 

[Bonochick]

In lieu of money for rent, I will compensate you with handsome amounts of dryer lint bi-weekly.

 

[ABEL]

Vegas was fun when we shared a room

 

[ABEL]

flood control

In lieu of money for rent, I will compensate you with handsome amounts of dryer lint bi-weekly.

 

[beegee]

HERE I AM!!!

*stumbles in late and drunk as usual*

ok...i have a joke for you...not my classic frayed knot joke because that takes too long to type, but a new joke i heard yesterday...

Q: what is the leading cause of dry skin today?

A: TOWELS!!!!

 

[daafish]

Sicy and I would probably stay with ya but it would be a hell of a commute to work in the morning.

 

[Bonochick]

One time, in the dining hall at the university I attended, I went to get some grape juice. When I hit the button, the grape juice started shooting everywhere...and it wouldn't stop!!!! I'm like, umm.......

The entire dining hall was laughing at me. I, along with innocent bystanders, was covered in grape juice. After that, I was too scared to get grape juice for like 2 weeks.

Go ahead...you can laugh!

 

[ABEL]

 

[Bonochick]

Don't even get me started on the evils of enjoying yourself while brushing your teeth!!!!!!!!

 

[cell]

HERE I AM!!!

*stumbles in late and drunk as usual*

ok...i have a joke for you...not my classic frayed knot joke because that takes too long to type, but a new joke i heard yesterday...

Q: what is the leading cause of dry skin today?

A: TOWELS!!!!

bg

 

[beegee]

C E L L I E

 

[Lilly]

Don't even get me started on the evils of enjoying yourself while brushing your teeth!!!!!!!!

 

[Bonochick]

Don't push me!

I'll cry!!!!!

 

[Salome]

indeed

 

[Angel]

Ok... here's a little joke my Dad of all people told me...

"Why did Piglet go into the Bathroom?"













































He was looking for Pooh




icelle

 

[cell]

thanks angel, that made me laugh, i'll have to tell that one to daisy