Look at her, stupid cow. Apparently didn't get the memo that wearing "your red riding hood" wasn't literal. idiot.Grasp a stalk firmly in your left hand while holding the flower in your right? imagery chicky, you didn't have to go all the way to the forest for that. Well maybe you did, but not the one with trees and stuff. On your knees with a basket full of tricks to keep the wolf at bay? for real, you can't actually have thought they actually meant on your knees etc. etc.
total slut, mind in the gutter obviously, have her beheaded.