Mullen4Prez
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I was playing football and my bag was being used as a goal post and a huskie took a nice big piss all over it.
easytiger said:and I'm officially stating the obvious: you make too many threads
Lara Mullen said:What did you do with your schoolbag? Did you empty the contents and leave it there? Did you throw it over your shoulder or did you hold it away from you for the rest of the day and go home and wash it or throw it away?
I actually found this thread amusing
Mullen4Prez said:I was playing football and my bag was being used as a goal post and a huskie took a nice big piss all over it.
Bonochick said:One of my boyfriend's dogs left a skidmark in our bed.
Bonochick said:
Ya know...the cat comment reminds me of an even grosser story...
WARNING: If you are eating anything or are easily disgusted, stop reading. A thank ya!
My cat Whiskers is really shy and timid, and one of her quirks is that she's gets scared using the litterbox...like she's in trouble for going to the bathroom where she's supposed to. What happens sometimes is that when she's finished, she flies out of her litterbox like a bat out of hell. One day, I was sitting on the foot of my bed (close to the litterbox). I had painted my toenails and was painting my fingernails to match. Whiskers was in the litterbox, and she suddenly came out like a shot...but she hadn't finished going...and it was diarrhea...and it went all over my foot and in between my toes!!!!!!!!!!! With wet fingernails, I couldn't clean it up, so I yelled for Dad, and he came and cleaned my foot...even scraping under my toenails.
That, my friends, is love.
Mullen4Prez said:^ Yea I still have the school bag, I washed it in the washing machine twice and used on Monday.
I plan on getting a new school bag for next year don't worry
Just admit it, you never had the nerves to do it yourselfMullen4Prez said:I was playing football and my bag was being used as a goal post and a huskie took a nice big piss all over it.