Last Night:
Ernie: "So are we gonna be a GOOD house for Halloween?"
Me: "You mean, like, give away good candy?"
Ernie: "Yeah."
Me: "Of course!!!! Chocolate...and no cheap brand. You know the kids want chocolate. I don't wanna be the house that gives out apples or candy corn or licorice-"
Ernie: "Licorice is good!"
Me: "A lot of people hate licorice!"
Ernie: "Who hates licorice?"
Me: "People!"
Ernie: "Do YOU hate licorice?"
Me: "I hate black. Red is fine."
Ernie: "See?"
Me: "But not everybody does! Chocolate is better!!! Chocolate is universal!"
*pause*
Me: "Except for those allergic to chocolate."