IO: The Family!!!!

[U2isthebest]

I have to go to work soon, gotta drag these creaking bones off to make a living so I can provide you little brats with treats

Those screw me boots to the left?


I think LemonMelon would recognize those. I'm sure all the whores are wearing them this season.

Really, I expected better from you Aunt BD.

 

[LemonMelon]

I hope you know that your son has been out there giving it away to every common tramp.

ALLEGED!!!12!!!34

 

[U2isthebest]

ALLEGED!!!12!!!34

Damn, we all look like shit.

 

[LemonMelon]

Damn, we all look like shit.

That's us in 30 years if we don't quit the bickering.

Think of George...err...Elfa.

 

[U2isthebest]

That's us in 30 years if we don't quit the bickering.

I'm going to be fat and have a blonde Afro?

I won't have my stepson looking like that. His looks are the only thing he has going for him.

 

[LemonMelon]

I'm going to be fat and have a blonde Afro?

And I'm going to star in Zoolander.

 

[redhotswami]

how did i fit into the family

 

[Sicy]

Is this a chat thread?

 

[U2isthebest]

And I'm going to star in Zoolander.

Kick-ass! We'll finally be able to move out of the apartment!

 

[U2isthebest]

how did i fit into the family

You're a crazy cousin!

 

[U2isthebest]

Is this a chat thread?

Wait, which family member are you?

 

[waynetravis]

Godmother??

 

[U2isthebest]

Godmother??

Ahh, yes. She's LemonMelon's! Hi Mama Sicy!

 

[LemonMelon]

Kick-ass! We'll finally be able to move out of the apartment!

This is no place to raise a child.

 

[U2isthebest]

This is no place to raise a child.

I'm sorry, what did you say?

I just stepped over a gaggle of roaches.

 

[LemonMelon]

I'm sorry, what did you say?

I just stepped over a gaggle of roaches.

Are we out of Raid already???

 

[U2isthebest]

Are we out of Raid already???

Yes. Now take off those bunny slippers, put on a shirt (Please ) and get to the store.

 

[LemonMelon]

Yes. Now take off those bunny slippers, put on a shirt (Please ) and get to the store.

The last time I went to Walmart, this one guy tried to mug me. The strangest part is that I think he worked for the store itself.

But yeah, I'll go.

 

[U2isthebest]

The last time I went to Walmart, this one guy tried to mug me. The strangest part is that I think he worked for the store itself.

But yeah, I'll go.

Eww.


Maybe you should just go to K-Mart. Movin' on up! The Jeffersons? Wheezy and George?

 

[LemonMelon]

How about Target? Can we afford such sky-high prices?

 

[U2isthebest]

How about Target? Can we afford such sky-high prices?

You mean Tar-jhay? * *


Not yet. If you'd get your lazy ass off the couch and go back to work we could probably buy EVERYTHING from Target!

 

[LemonMelon]

You mean Tar-jhay? * *


Not yet. If you'd get your lazy ass off the couch and go back to work we could probably buy EVERYTHING from Target!

You know, it's not 1785 anymore...you could get a job too, you know.

 

[U2isthebest]

You know, it's not 1785 anymore...you could get a job too, you know.

I have to stay home and take care of your son and our beautiful, luxurious abode.

 

[LemonMelon]

I have to stay home and take care of your son and our beautiful, luxurious abode.

Playing the rugrat card, eh?

Fine. I'm sure Pendant Publishing could use a new idea man.

 

[kafrun]

Are you kids still up?

Who wants kool-aid?

 

[LemonMelon]

Are you kids still up?

Who wants kool-aid?

Not if it's nyquil-flavored I don't.

 

[U2isthebest]

Are you kids still up?

Who wants kool-aid?

Who forgot to sedate Grandma?

 

[U2isthebest]

Playing the rugrat card, eh?

Fine. I'm sure Pendant Publishing could use a new idea man.

You're all talk! Get your ass down there and be a man! Provide for your family!

 

[kafrun]

Not if it's nyquil-flavored I don't.

Oh no no, it's cherry-flavored. Don't mind the slight aftertaste though.. That's nothing.

 

[LemonMelon]

Hey, Kaf, are you familiar with the term "slipping a mickey"?