IO: post questions for basstrap here!

[Bonochick]

is this a trick question?

It's not.

OR IS IT??????

It's not.

So answer it.

 

[zoney!]

If train (A) leaves Clagary on Sunday headed for Tampa Bay and travels at 100KPH - and Train (B) leaves Saturday from Saskatoon at 58.3MPH on its way to Pocatello, which one will arrive first in the capital of New Jersey?

 

[wolfeden]

if you can show that there is a market for ass-food I'm sure they'll oblige you
I sicken to think of how one would go about making ass flavored cat food

But that's just the thing -- you see all these insane "flavors" of cat food on the shelves and these adverts full of neurotic women desperately trying to find a variety that will please their dear little puddykins.. but all cats lick their butts! therefore statistically it's far and away the one flavor all cats can agree on!

(I got dragged thru the supermarket the other night and there is cat food with DUCK in it... the little bastards eat better than I do!!)

*casually avoids mentioning that i've got 7 moggies at the moment...lesigh*

 

[Basstrap]

Kirk, would you rather date an ugly girl or a rich dog?

a rich dog
did you see how good chuckie brown had it?(besides for a pathetic love life)

 

[zoney!]

*casually avoids mentioning that i've got 7 moggies at the moment...lesigh*

Basstrap...could you translate what this person has posted?

 

[Bonochick]

a rich dog
did you see how good chuckie brown had it?(besides for a pathetic love life)

BWAAAHAAHAAAA!!!!

I you, Kirk!

 

[zoney!]

what is the correct pronounciation of schedule?

 

[meegannie]

What is green and smells?

 

[Basstrap]

what is the correct pronounciation of schedule?

skedch ule

damnit

 

[Basstrap]

What is green and smells?

my blood

 

[Screaming Flower]

what do i have to do to get a beer around here?

 

[Bonochick]

Dance!

 

[meegannie]

What is a vine fruit?

 

[Basstrap]

what do i have to do to get a beer around here?

I think YOU of all people know the answer to that

but to give you a hint:

you will need handcuffs and a jar of pickles

 

[Basstrap]

What is a vine fruit?

I dunno, grapes? richard simmons?

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

mr. basstrap... with the news that Creed has broken up, what do you forsee the e-bay value of my What Would Scott Stapp Do? wristband? Thank you.

 

[Basstrap]

mr. basstrap... with the news that Creed has broken up, what do you forsee the e-bay value of my What Would Scott Stapp Do? wristband? Thank you.

the value will plummet cos he is going to record shitty solo stuff

 

[Basstrap]

where is skeek these days?

 

[Basstrap]

where is skeek these days?

oh...I think he's taking care of himself. Probably getting laid

 

[~LadyLemon~]

Mr. Basstrap--

If it is your birthday, why are you not out getting sloshed?

Sincerely--

K-dog

 

[Basstrap]

Mr. Basstrap--

If it is your birthday, why are you not out getting sloshed?

Sincerely--

K-dog

cos I have no friends
I live with my parents
I have to play at a wedding tomorrow
nobody cares

 

[~LadyLemon~]

Well if you lived closer, I would take you out and make you drink beers and tequila with me

 

[Basstrap]

thank you/...it's the thought that counts

 

[ABEL]

are you in your birthday suit?

 

[Basstrap]

lets just say, the eagle has landed and he's pissed

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

mr. basstrap, seeing as i'm gonna throw down mucho dinero on smarty jones today, is it true that he now will have no chance of winning, seeing as i am the black kiss of death when it comes to sports gambling? thank you

 

[~LadyLemon~]

headache, if that's true, then don't be surprised if the whole country comes knocking on your door to kick your ass!

 

[Salome]

do you reckom there's some kind of connection between no one wanting to talk to me and me being a grumpy bastard?

 

[Basstrap]

do you reckom there's some kind of connection between no one wanting to talk to me and me being a grumpy bastard?

but I have a question for you.
do you actually want people to talk to you?

 

[Salome]

depends a bit
in general: no