IO! OMG! He just walked past my work! He just walked past my work! *high scream*!

[zonelistener]

Well, I doubt he thinks that.

But, I do know me sitting on his lap naked would not him speak. Scream like a little girl, maybe. Speak...no.

 

[Basstrap]

you're hot to trot maddie

Go tell him all the stuff you told us about how you want to make out with him and he will burst into flames

 

[mad1]

?

I know what ya mean Bass, but it will never work, cause in the end Im prob very invisible to him...

so *shrug*

I just love being silly about it with u lot thou.


all....

 

[Salome]

Scream like a little girl, maybe. Speak...no.

umm, you're gonna sit on his lap, right?

 

[Basstrap]

you know what they say about zoneman

 

[ABEL]

 

[mad1]

really I do have no chance cause theres a hot young white-skinned sexy body Corr sister lookalike who works in same place as him, so hes prob very happy.

she is gorgeous!

If I was a photographer, Id take on of them both together....

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

but maybe he doesn't go for hot young white skinned sexy body Corr sister lookalikes....

 

[Salome]

indeed,

he could be gay

 

[zonelistener]

if that is the case, sitting on his lap naked would REALLY give him the wrong impression maddie. Bad idea.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

this thread is great! 5 stars

 

[Ody]

I love this thread too btw

I can't give advice in situations like this though, because they will inevitably screw you over.

I've found that I'm kind of like George from Seinfeld, in that if I do the opposite of what I think I should do, it turns out better.

 

[Salome]

that notion probably backfired on George though

 

[Ody]

actually I think it work for like a half an episode.

but I forget.

BC knows maybe

 

[mad1]

oh.................dear.........

 

[Salome]

this thread is A+ material

 

[Screaming Flower]

so is maddie.

 

[mad1]

LOL!

Just to update you guys a week later........I have barely seen him, and hes started parking his car (well it looks that way) AWAY from where I park mine (actually, in front of his company the way it should be) - so still.........aww well....its all over............hes run away from me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe he read this, maybe hes a secret U2 fan.....



HOWEVER......there are these young lads across the way and ladies.............one of the young guys there has a perfect size 10 lovely roundy male bum.................

so now Im intrigued by him and they all whistled to me when I passed today......




so thats the story.......Maddie is NOT allowed to have fun with men!

 

[zonelistener]

Stalker

 

[Salome]

so thats the story.......Maddie is NOT allowed to have fun with men!

yeah, same here

 

[mad1]

truth is I think he just saw my bare arms and went :yuk:


see thus is the story:


PART 1

Me on first seeing him =
Him on first seeing me =
me on seeing him now and again
him on seeing me now and again
me on passing him once =
him on passing me once =
me on glancing over his way =
him on seeing me glance over his way =
me on seeing him pass my work =
him on passing my work

 

[mad1]

PART 2

Me barely seeing much of him =
Him barely seeing much of me =
Me not seeing him or his car round much =
him hiding on me =
Me really not seeing him much at all in a week =
Him not round much =
Me seein him today in a diff car hiding under his cap =
Him POSSIBLY seein my twiggy figure =
Me never seeing him again =
Him maybe spotting me =

see?


so the morale of the story is, actions DO speak louder than words!!!!!

 

[Salome]

even though those 2 posts had elements of freakin hilarity I feel your pain

 

[mad1]

You always brighten me day Sally

 

[cydewaze]

*hot-wires maddie's car and joyrides around Belfast on the wrong side of the road*

 

[zonelistener]

my twiggy figure

Weirdo.....how many times do we have to tell you how attractive you are to get it through your twiggy head?

 

[mad1]

Oh cyde its no funny!!!!

LOL! come on over Cyde and lets ride rough!!!! Street-screetchin, stereo-blastin, hand-brake turnin......all the manouvers one can think off!





Well its all fucking over!!!!!

Seconds ago, I walk out to get something from the car and he is still there, ass plonked out merrily on some frickin hippy go-cart mechanical machine that men use to move bottles and shit (basically - a lift truck), and hes on the mobile laffin his frickin head off with his girlfriend, boyfriend, catfriend, whoteva.........and no lookin up.....so


FOR FUK SAKE RIGHT NOW I WISH I'D BINOS TO SPY ON HIM FROM OUR WINDOW RIIIIIGHT NOW!!!!!!!


oh well folks.....it was nice while it lasted.............

thanks for lettin me share my momentary fuk-up in life....

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

 

[Diemen]

Maddie, you rock.

 

[Lemon Meringue]

HOWEVER......there are these young lads across the way and ladies.............one of the young guys there has a perfect size 10 lovely roundy male bum.................

so now Im intrigued by him and they all whistled to me when I passed today......

Go for this guy instead. Maybe he'll be better! "lovely roundy male bum" The other one is probably stuck on himself.