I write "Congrats" because I don't know how to spell "Congratulations" correctly

[No spoken words]

Good point. I sometimes write GFY Beav, instead of Go Fuck Yourself Beav, so I relate. Welcome back from Scotland.

 

[UberBeaver]

I sometimes quote myself cause I'm a fucking tool.

Oh wait. No I don't. Only fucking tools do that. :knockitoff:



fix'd

 

[redhotswami]

fuck tools

 

[Varitek]

I always spell attached attatched. I lately have been having trouble with i vs e vs a in some words that I should have known how to spell since grade school. But I can't think of an example right now.

 

[Angela Harlem]

like independence/independance, etc? it's time to confess, for someone who reads as much as i do, i've actually learned shamefully little.

you know what gets on my tits, though? 'i before e except after c.' i hate reciting that fucking rhyme every time i want to write receive or one similar.


i'm a bit pissed at english lately.

 

[redhotswami]

l
you know what gets on my tits, though? 'i before e except after c.' i hate reciting that fucking rhyme every time i want to write receive or one similar.

that rule SUCKS!!!! it gets on my tits too. i mean come on, SCIENCE? SOCIETY? SOVEREIGN? WEIRD? HEIGHT?

bullshit.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

that rule SUCKS!!!! it gets on my tits too. i mean come on, SCIENCE? SOCIETY? SOVEREIGN? WEIRD? HEIGHT?

bullshit.

Don't you mean bullshiet?

 

[LMP]

Don't you mean bullshiet?

yeeaaaa boiiiii.

 

[U2democrat]

^That reminds me, there's going to be a Comedy Central Roast of Flava Flav...........

 

[Varitek]

like independence/independance, etc? it's time to confess, for someone who reads as much as i do, i've actually learned shamefully little.

Yeah, and definate/definite...I have to think, "well, finite is a word but finate isn't..."

I'm awful, I read a lot, am a terrible spellar , and half the words I've picked up from reading I mispronounce when I finally use them out loud, which can be very embarassing. I blame the spelling on that theory about reading where the eye recognizes the whole word from the first and last letter and doesn't necessarily pay attention to the crap in between or what order its in...you know you've gotten that chain email too...

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

this thread makes me

 

[Angela Harlem]

it's good to know you're all like me. unico, i never quite realised just how inaccurate it was until you wrote it like that.

 

[cobl04]

I couldn't spell enthusiasm for years.

 

[UberBeaver]

Well goddamn, I did start a topic about this once. You'd think in 3 years I'd learn to spell the fucking word.

 

[Purplereign]

angelas' back


carry on

 

[No spoken words]

Well goddamn, I did start a topic about this once. You'd think in 3 years I'd learn to spell the fucking word.

You're the stupidest sonofabitch on this site, and it's not really even close.

That being said, how are you and the family doing? Those kids of yours are really cute, Mike.

Anyway, good catching up, fuck off.

 

[The Sad Punk]

There is no difference between my pronunciation of "work" and my pronunciation of "walk".

The worst thing is, this doesn't make for any hilarious innuendo hi jinks, as these words are not interesting.

 

[UberBeaver]

You're the stupidest sonofabitch on this site, and it's not really even close.

That being said, how are you and the family doing? Those kids of yours are really cute, Mike.

Anyway, good catching up, fuck off.

Fuck you. Sonofabitch is 4 words, jackass. Son. Of. A. Bitch. If you look it up in the dictionary there's a picture of you next to a dog, that's your mom, a dog. A bitch. That's what they call female dogs. And you're her son. See how that works? And the person right behind me (purplereign?) said "Angela's Back" in reference to a post that was three years old. I love that.

Good. Getting big. Funny as hell. Lots of fun. Shit like that.

Fuck off.

 

[Sicy]

I know you guys are joking but you need to tone it down. You're going to scare off the newbies.

 

[redhotswami]

I know you guys are joking but you need to tone it down. You're going to scare off the newbies.

Maybe it's best for the newbies. I'm sure they don't wanna get douched on.

 

[UberBeaver]

I know you guys are joking but you need to tone it down. You're going to scare off the newbies.

Sorry.

I phaled.

 

[Sicy]

I think I should put this on the front page, just to warn people.

 

[redhotswami]

I think I should put this on the front page, just to warn people.

 

[No spoken words]

Sorry.

I phaled.

I'm sorry too.

Sorry that I know you.

Spoiler

We're just kidding newbies!

 

[No spoken words]

Maybe it's best for the newbies. I'm sure they don't wanna get douched on.

 

[cobl04]

There is no difference between my pronunciation of "work" and my pronunciation of "walk".

The worst thing is, this doesn't make for any hilarious innuendo hi jinks, as these words are not interesting.

is that an SA thing?

 

[No spoken words]

There is no difference between my pronunciation of "work" and my pronunciation of "walk".

The worst thing is, this doesn't make for any hilarious innuendo hi jinks, as these words are not interesting.

I cannot properly pronounce "drawer". It just comes out as "draw". As in "open da draw", like a proper Bronxite idiot.

 

[UberBeaver]

I refuse to accept that there are actually people that enunciate that second syllable in drawer.

 

[No spoken words]

I refuse to accept that there are actually people that enunciate that second syllable in drawer.

There are. It blew me away. I should never have moved away from NYC, it's just been "draw-er" this and "HOU-ston" that.

"It's not YOU-ston???"

"No, you're an idiot".

 

[UberBeaver]

Like HOW-ston? Or WHO-ston?

Like the street in the City? I've never heard anything but that and "You-ston" and HOW-ston I've never heard in relation to the city in Texas.