I havent been around - won the lottery!

[Mr. BAW]

I won a $77 lotto once...and last year, I won an Ebay auction for a golf magazine subscription...the company delayed delivery by 4 months...I thought I was ripped off...I received a letter that read that for every month they were late, I got another year for free...sure enough, my subscription label states June 2009..

I'll take that!

 

[BONO'ppetit]

67 million went and picked up the check last week! I'm going to give Bono a check for a million for the One campaign when I go to see them next week

I've been looking everywhere for you! Where have you been??? Remember me? I'm your favorite long lost cousin, Bonnie Bonosleftone!

 

[timothius]

I won $150 play Sic Bo at the casino last night

So we're almost even bonosleftone.

 

[Chizip]

hey there bonosleftone

remember that romantic night we spent together in reno a few years back?

well ive been meaning to tell you that there is now a little bonosleftone, and she misses her daddy

please send cash

 

[Angela Harlem]

i think bonosleftone has run off with bonosrightone and is sunning himself in majorca or somewhere off the cayman islands..

 

[meegannie]

I won a coloring competition.

 

[one4u2]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050529/ap_on_re_us/powerball

Is that you?

 

[myusernamehere]

i think bonosleftone has run off with bonosrightone and is sunning himself in majorca or somewhere off the cayman islands..

They make quite the pair don't they

 

[cell]

hey there bonosleftone

remember that romantic night we spent together in reno a few years back?

well ive been meaning to tell you that there is now a little bonosleftone, and she misses her daddy

please send cash

 

[Earnie Shavers]

Well, serious doubts about the legitimacy of this aside....

If I won $67million, I wouldn't be handing Bono $1 million. I'd say, here's $500,000. You get the other $500,000 once you've played a club gig for 500 Interferencers, setlist chosen by said Interferenceres. Think of the African kids Bono! Play the fucking gig!

 

[one4u2]

Well, serious doubts about the legitimacy of this aside....

If I won $67million, I wouldn't be handing Bono $1 million. I'd say, here's $500,000. You get the other $500,000 once you've played a club gig for 500 Interferencers, setlist chosen by said Interferenceres. Think of the African kids Bono! Play the fucking gig!

Best thing ever posted on interference, genius

 

[Earnie Shavers]

Well, how many registered people are there in here?

If 1000 people raised $1000 each..... that'd be $1,000,000.

You know there's no way they could say 'no'...

 

[one4u2]

Well, how many registered people are there in here?

If 1000 people raised $1000 each..... that'd be $1,000,000.

You know there's no way they could say 'no'...

**Envisions a giant bake sale**

 

[Earnie Shavers]

The gig of course would be played at the Metro Theatre in Sydney, Australia.

So you'll all need to raise another $1000 to fly here for it. Then add accomodation on top of that.

 

[one4u2]

The gig of course would be played at the Metro Theatre in Sydney, Australia.

So you'll all need to raise another $1000 to fly here for it. Then add accomodation on top of that.

You really know how to bring the dream down dont ya?


That's fine I know people in Sydney and it's a place I like to see
but we'd better let the band decide. Something tells me they'd prefer a New York show

 

[timothius]

The gig of course would be played at the Metro Theatre in Sydney, Australia.

So you'll all need to raise another $1000 to fly here for it. Then add accomodation on top of that.

Ah why does it have to be so far away?!

That means I'm gunna have to fork out like $AU15 for a train ticket down there.

 

[Lila64]

maybe the 'winner' can arrange for all interferencers to meet at a concert on the fall leg - of course they will pay for tickets and accomodations

 

[Angela Harlem]

Ah why does it have to be so far away?!

That means I'm gunna have to fork out like $AU15 for a train ticket down there.

I'd have said the Dame Joan Sutherland Performing Arts Centre in Penrith is a better option. It's only a 5 minute drive then, and we can all come back to my place for a barbie with the band afterward. And for 1 mil, the band wouldn't want to be saying no

 

[Numb1075]

Can you imagine that BIG larger than life cardboard fake check that they hand to the lotto winner at the press conference? $67 million and the name says Bonosleftone.....

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

last 5 new jersey pick 6 lotto winning numbers w/ payout amount
05/16/2005 02 19 31 36 40 47 $11,000,000.00
03/10/2005 01 18 24 28 31 43 $7,500,000.00
01/20/2005 01 22 25 30 33 42 $8,000,000.00
12/02/2004 04 13 21 26 40 44 $3,750,000.00
11/08/2004 02 03 04 07 13 18 $1,250,000.00

last 5 megamillions (includes NJ) winning numbers w/payout amount
04/22/2005 23 25 43 46 49 26 $205,000,000.00
03/01/2005 01 08 18 39 48 01 $112,000,000.00
12/03/2004 12 32 37 41 52 13 $24,000,000.00
11/19/2004 01 12 24 36 51 38 $149,000,000.00
10/01/2004 08 10 17 24 39 52 $101,000,000.00


so now... again... two questions...

1) how, in fact, did you win $67 million from the new jersey state lotto, when there was, in fact, no single $67 million dollar payout in the last year?
2) are you the edge?

thank you.

 

[pax]

are you the edge?

Dammit, Headache, I thought YOU were the Edge.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Dammit, Headache, I thought YOU were the Edge.

i'd post the edge's cousin picture here but i still can't access my friggin files on the u2security server

 

[cell]

last 5 new jersey pick 6 lotto winning numbers w/ payout amount
05/16/2005 02 19 31 36 40 47 $11,000,000.00
03/10/2005 01 18 24 28 31 43 $7,500,000.00
01/20/2005 01 22 25 30 33 42 $8,000,000.00
12/02/2004 04 13 21 26 40 44 $3,750,000.00
11/08/2004 02 03 04 07 13 18 $1,250,000.00

last 5 megamillions (includes NJ) winning numbers w/payout amount
04/22/2005 23 25 43 46 49 26 $205,000,000.00
03/01/2005 01 08 18 39 48 01 $112,000,000.00
12/03/2004 12 32 37 41 52 13 $24,000,000.00
11/19/2004 01 12 24 36 51 38 $149,000,000.00
10/01/2004 08 10 17 24 39 52 $101,000,000.00


so now... again... two questions...

1) how, in fact, did you win $67 million from the new jersey state lotto, when there was, in fact, no single $67 million dollar payout in the last year?
2) are you the edge?

thank you.

maybe he dreamed that he won 67 mil and he thought it was real?

 

[Sicy]

lol.. I read this thread when he first posted and no one had even responded yet. I thought to myself "yeah right " and clicked the back button.

You all gave him exactly what he wanted

 

[Chizip]

last 5 new jersey pick 6 lotto winning numbers w/ payout amount
05/16/2005 02 19 31 36 40 47 $11,000,000.00
03/10/2005 01 18 24 28 31 43 $7,500,000.00
01/20/2005 01 22 25 30 33 42 $8,000,000.00
12/02/2004 04 13 21 26 40 44 $3,750,000.00
11/08/2004 02 03 04 07 13 18 $1,250,000.00

last 5 megamillions (includes NJ) winning numbers w/payout amount
04/22/2005 23 25 43 46 49 26 $205,000,000.00
03/01/2005 01 08 18 39 48 01 $112,000,000.00
12/03/2004 12 32 37 41 52 13 $24,000,000.00
11/19/2004 01 12 24 36 51 38 $149,000,000.00
10/01/2004 08 10 17 24 39 52 $101,000,000.00


so now... again... two questions...

1) how, in fact, did you win $67 million from the new jersey state lotto, when there was, in fact, no single $67 million dollar payout in the last year?
2) are you the edge?

thank you.

maybe he meant 67 million after taxes?

 

[Chizip]

ok well none of the jackpots over 67 million were sold in the state of new jersey

so im starting to think that it could be possible bonosleftone isnt telling the truth

 

[Angela Harlem]

maybe he shared that 205 mil with 2 other people. dont tell me this must be fake. i cant handle anymore lies on the internet.

 

[Zoots]

 

[Chizip]

maybe he shared that 205 mil with 2 other people. dont tell me this must be fake. i cant handle anymore lies on the internet.

the winning ticket for that jackpot was sold in texas

i fear we may have been duped

 

[myusernamehere]

Remember back in the day when no one lied on the internet.
It was filled with 18-24 year old hottie supermodely people.

What has the world come to?